So theres me setting Azel up as the hottest "mom" figure.
Nobody can beat her, I think to myself, for pixels she's pulls off skirts far better than I do too, that afterhtought runs through my head....
Then we get a cliffhanger with a hotter mom figure .... Y U DO DIS?
Imagine how sad pixel Azel would be.
I'm already planning on cheating on her and we haven't done anything yet.
The other girls don't count, they were just sex and practice for when Azel plans to go all Lionel Ritchie ..... All Night Long baby.
Damn i've spent far too long around you lot.
One of these days i'm gonna stick a pair of golf balls in a sock and stick em down my pants so I can fake scratch my balls while coming up with this pervy shit.
I WAS A GOOD GIRL ONCE DAMMIT.