if I applied your nonsense instead of to dick colors, but to wether or not the dick belonged to a male or futa, I garantee the responses would be the same, "can i have the non-futa one? or "can i have the futa one?" why does it matter? you have no idea but people will still ask for one or the other
. also very slick with the "gay" comment but then again you have no idea if I'm Bi or Pan or maybe I just hate the "n-word", maybe my wife left me for some guy named Tyrone, you didn't know before you opened your mouth and you still don't know now. keep your proverbs for reddit where that might impress someone