I've heard this somewhere before...?
Joshy: Who is my favorite dev?
badtimetales: Me?
Joshy: Damn right you are! This meany DeepBlue is still teasing me about my beloved Emma, preventing me from using my charm to the fullest on her... I don't even like him!
badtimetales comes out delighted.
Joshy: Who is my favorite dev?
DeepBlue: Definitely me.
Joshy: You know it! This prude badtimetales still hasn't added for me a cummy kiss with my precious Alex and Isa, it's a torture... I don't even like him!