Hope there's no NTR with the statue ?
Seriously? THAT is what you guys lay awake at night worrying about?
In a city with a strange old church plunked down right in the center of it.
A City that is bizarrely devoid of men. Where everyone you meet is female.
A City with a dark secret. Where magic has re-appeared. Where our hero is learning to master his new skills to save the world.
A City that has become ground zero in the fight against the ultimate Evil.
Someone is worried that somehow, somewhere, the Lady is going to show somebody else some love?
As Tilly would say :
"TECHNICALLY we don't even know if the Grey Lady can even stand up, let alone bend over."
"TECHNICALLY she could simply be a stone carving. That moves her hands and head around every once and a while."
"And...
TECHNICALLY speaking... we don't know if there actually IS anything beneath those bulky stone robes."
As long as we're sticking the cart waaaaay out in front of the horse...
Gee, I sure hope that I don't ever see old Sister Bernadette naked.
If I were U guys, THAT'S what I would be worried about clicking into.