you wake up and boom! you're past 50. way way past.
No, that's just the magic of time. Some of the rules are:
- Wakey-time is when you age. When you fall asleep at work, just explain it's "health care".
- Sleepy-time is when you pause everything until you can pretend to give a damn again.
- Clocky-time is when everything slows way down — whether done willingly or with "assistance" from another person.
There are others, like hungy-time and pissy-time, but I don't have time to cover them all.