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-CookieMonster666-

Message Maven
Nov 20, 2018
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you wake up and boom! you're past 50. way way past.
No, that's just the magic of time. Some of the rules are:
  • Wakey-time is when you age. When you fall asleep at work, just explain it's "health care".
  • Sleepy-time is when you pause everything until you can pretend to give a damn again.
  • Clocky-time is when everything slows way down — whether done willingly or with "assistance" from another person.
There are others, like hungy-time and pissy-time, but I don't have time to cover them all.
 
2.10 star(s) 12 Votes