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BurnAfterReading

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I played it, and it was interesting; I doubt you even played it. What triggered you? :confused:
Lmao. Weird to beef with someone in the porn games forum, but here we are. I'm not going to write a tome on the poor writing and the game design. It speaks for itself. It's the same old plot that has zero intrinsic motivations for the "protagonist" and the characterizations of the sex partners is exceptionally weak. It's boring, that's like the worst thing you can be as a game - especially porn. How does this game have a grind? What's the point of money? What's the point of working?

The one thing I will give it is the animation of the sex scenes. Not the style, mood, or atmosphere. Simply that the animations of the sex is smooth. Not worth interacting.

Okay, this beyond what I ever imagined I'd find myself putting in for a glorified car wash. I'm going to reevaluate my life, fail to make any significant changes, and find myself right back here.
 

BurnAfterReading

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He is right, it's not. Personally I was triggered by writing quality, but even ignoring that it's a nothing burger.
The weird defensiveness and the use of the word "triggered" just made me laugh so much. I hope you find the game that will ruin your life, mate. I'm still looking for my Moby Dick.
 

Saint Blackmoor

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Lmao. Weird to beef with someone in the porn games forum, but here we are.
The format/genre of the discussion does not matter in my opinion. My point is your flippant attitude toward someone's hard work.
You seem to have an "I'm better than them attitude".

The weird defensiveness and the use of the word "triggered" just made me laugh so much. I hope you find the game that will ruin your life, mate. I'm still looking for my Moby Dick.
That would make you Captain Ahad, in your words. A tragic figure not to be envied or looked up to. A person who lets one instance ruin their life and that of other innocent people. So again... what triggered you?

If you mean, "I'm still looking for my Moby Dick." in terms of a great piece of literature, looking at porn games is not the place. :sneaky:

Mody Dick is not a good read, in my opinion; much like the Odyssey, it makes a better movie than a book. IMO. :giggle:
 
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BurnAfterReading

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The format/genre of the discussion does not matter in my opinion. My point is your flippant attitude toward someone's hard work.
You seem to have an "I'm better than them attitude".


That would make you Captain Ahad, in your words. A tragic figure not to be envied or looked up to. A person who lets one instance ruin their life and that of other innocent people. So again... what triggered you?

If you mean, "I'm still looking for my Moby Dick." in terms of a great piece of literature, looking at porn games is not the place. :sneaky:

Mody Dick is not a good read, in my opinion; much like the Odyssey, it makes a better movie than a book. IMO. :giggle:
You know it makes one feel rather good deciding not to be a bitch. Thank you for your wise and all-knowing guidance, Sire Saint Blackmoor. Would you like me to stroke you from the front or back, my liege?

Brother, I see that you posted this at 10:30 PM my time and then edited your response by 1:30 AM. Please stop thinking of me, it gets me too hot and bothered.

Also, c'mon. The Moby-Dick reference was great. Contextually, the reference made perfect sense. Lustfully searching for the "great, final" porn game. Forever cursed to roam these endless forums. I know you get it. I know you rolled your eyes. Don't lie to me.

Also, the proper title and formatting is Moby-Dick, get baited. I'll see you tomorrow, Harvey.
 

beerpig

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Seems decent enough from the pics. I'm going to give it a try.

EDIT: as of v0.6.1 there's barely any content, but what's already there feels polished. The two love interests are cute, and both sex scenes are nice. The background is meh but unobstructive.

Clicking around the house to go to work feels like a chore. I wish that there was some sort of shortcut to go directly to the flower shop.
Being asked "are you sure?" when you click the bed icon defeats half of its purpose, to make reaching the bed for a new day faster.

I've seen worse writing. I've seen better. The flower shop owner saying (impliedly in loud voice) "LOL" made me cringe.

Overall 7/10. Decent but forgettable.
 
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r6lover

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Seems decent enough from the pics. I'm going to give it a try.

EDIT: as of v0.6.1 there's barely any content, but what's already there feels polished. The two love interests are cute, and both sex scenes are nice. The background is meh but unobstructive.

Clicking around the house to go to work feels like a chore. I wish that there was some sort of shortcut to go directly to the flower shop.
Being asked "are you sure?" when you click the bed icon defeats half of its purpose, to make reaching the bed for a new day faster.

I've seen worse writing. I've seen better. The flower shop owner saying (impliedly in loud voice) "LOL" made me cringe.

Overall 7/10. Decent but forgettable.
shame they havent updated it to the most recent update, v0.9
 
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Mxiio

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It's cute, I guess.. But it feels very barebones. Guessing 0.9 which is out now might show off a bit more than just next next next. Like, what's money for and is there a gallery to revisit previous scenes. Guess we'll see if someone decides to share :)
 
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