- Jun 11, 2020
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David: Wanna suck my dick?
Anna: No.
David: How about I give you oral?
Anna: Also no.
David: Finger you?
Anna: No no no.
David: I could just stand over in the corner and fap while you use that vibrator that you think I don't know about.
Anna: What vibrator?
David: I could call an escort service and they have a guy named Alejandro who can tie his dick into a knot with his prostrate muscles and once killed a client by giving her too many orgasms. I could put on one of your dresses and we could give him a three-way.
Anna: No honey I'm just really tired let's go to sleep.
David: Alright. Goodnight.
Anna's Narcissistic Inner Monologue: David Is such a selfish lover and he never wants to try anything new, I better text Chris.