Man, devs tend pile up so many tags in their games that I've kind of grown to expect that most are avoidable, especially when paired with a Sandbox or RPG tag. And sure, you can avoid getting frisky with dudes, but the text itself is so aggressively gay... Blegh.
Maybe I should start reading first impressions...
Regardless, nice work on the styling and the minigame, but the rest of it is just not for me. Good luck, I guess.