« Hey mom! I made you some dinner! Here, have a sit . »
«Oh thank you Dylan ! That so sweet of you !
» So, do you like it ? »
«Well it’s not bad, but I don’t recognized the meat........
» « It’s the neighbors dog
!! » «WHAT !?!? »

«Well, you said that it was annoying how much he was barking and since I observed that you have lost some weight recently I cooked the dog
, for your own good !
» «Oh my sweet, sweet little psychopath...
