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ffive

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He doesn't work on his butt and legs for sure
It's a pretty silly shape for a supposed soccer player. It's like the dev haven't watched a single match in his life. But then again, it's not like there's any actual realism in the game so eh, whatever.
 

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70% last part starts at 75 so he will take 1 week of next month before starting on it.. even if he makes 5% a week first 2 weeks of august seems right
 

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I fully agree with your assessment. When the Parkers arrived at the San Alejo airport Dylan was (at most) 5'4" and 120 lbs. This weight was established by Sophia's thoughts when Carl took the detour through the city on the way to the suburbs. Now at the theater, Dylan is arguably 5'8" and if he maintained the same frame he would be 145 lbs.
I believe that this is a lost opportunity for an original story element. If L&P had (through time jumps) allowed four months to pass from the airport scene to the movie theater scene with Dylan enjoying this same 'Captain America' transformation he would have created a brand new game tag (the 'maturing' tag). As Sophia became more disappointed with Liam while seeing Dylan physically mature in a believable growth-spurt way, she develops amorous feelings for Dylan. This approach would have intrigued me much more than the Romper Room sex education approach.
As an aside, I agree with other commenters that have pointed out Dylan's lack of thigh and glute development. I expect a soccer player who is capable of performing 'hat tricks' would have some serious lower body strength.
Thank you for your attention, Jack.
My post from two weeks ago on discussion off-topic ...

This render is from 5 hours before the cinema and Sophia was not wearing high heels....

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kewlbigdan

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Yes, and most of it self-inflected as can be seen by all the unrealistic expectations of the posts being made.
I think what your looking for here is “this will be the hottest wildest sexiest never happened before just wait till you see it game changing historic event”….LP before every event.
 

kewlbigdan

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In game days, event days and real time days have never coexisted in LP head correctly. If you remember Dylan went to boarding school for exactly half a day. Had 1 lesson of self defense and now chats with chuck norris. Became the soccer leader within 1 week of moving. Sophia unpacked her entire house in 1 day. Ellie got a bf and made out with the girl next door within 1 week. Ellie go ratios but no recovery time as she has no ratios on the plane. I’m sure I am missing other points. And to think it has not been 8 hours since she was going down on Ellie. Dylan started as a 14yo and is now a senior in high school at “1x” years old but still cannot drive or Swim. I love this game
 

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In game days, event days and real time days have never coexisted in LP head correctly. If you remember Dylan went to boarding school for exactly half a day. Had 1 lesson of self defense and now chats with chuck norris. Became the soccer leader within 1 week of moving. Sophia unpacked her entire house in 1 day. Ellie got a bf and made out with the girl next door within 1 week. Ellie go ratios but no recovery time as she has no ratios on the plane. I’m sure I am missing other points. And to think it has not been 8 hours since she was going down on Ellie. Dylan started as a 14yo and is now a senior in high school at “1x” years old but still cannot drive or Swim. I love this game
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also I saw that my review was deleted or hidden, probably he must be paying to get good reviews and to hide or delete bad ones, I also think I was shadow banned or got an alert some months ago, not sure. I made an honest review saying he started ok but is milking for 8 years and counting now, and knowing that my review disappeared, just shows the level of maturity the dev has.
Did you read the rules for posting reviews? No, or course. The reviews must be about the game, nothing else. Not about the developer. Reviews are made for people to understand what's in a game, not extra stuff like development time. Nobody gives a fuck if a developer is milking people because this is a pirate site if you did not notice. Just read the rules before posting reviews.
 

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What's wrong with Sophia's face looking at Dylan with disgust and resentment? Like being forced at gunpoint to go out with him. ???
 
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Squirtoslav

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What's wrong with Sophia's face looking at Dylan with disgust and resentment? Like being forced at gunpoint to go out with him. ???
She's just fed up with all this, she's not at that young age to be wandering around clubs anymore! She'd rather be in bed with old man Liam and under a warm blanket in a hug until morning, not with all these fuckers with milk pumps.:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
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