s "Come on, guys, cheer up! I'm sure you'll have a lot of fun here."
s "That's not a 'goodbye' but rather a 'see you very soon'!"
s "So, I guess I'll hit the road again then or do you still have something on your mind?"
"{color=#ffffff}Silence."
dy "Well..."
dy "There's one thing, Mom. Maybe you should close the door for a minute."
s "Um... OK."
s "So, what is it, honey?"
dy "There's something we have to tell you."
dy "We..."
za "YOU!"
dy "*Sigh.* fine, I screwed things up pretty much!"
dy "I mean... really, really screwed up."
dy "And everything went down the drain at the end."
s "What are you talking about?"
dy "Damn, I don't even know how to adduce you this."
dy "Well... it's about that thing in school. With those bullies."
s "What about it?"
dy "Well... everything happened slightly different in reality."
s "What do you mean?"
dy "Well.... on that one day, when you've spoken to the principal..."
dy "OK, that's the deal. I'll get you the data you want and for that you'll tell my mom to dress more sexy."
dy "To show more legs and cleavage, you know."
dy "Otherwise you'd beat the shit out of us. Got it?"
dy "Everyone knows about your legal eagle of uncle and as soon as she knows it too, she'll probably rather accept that little deal than going to the court."
ai "So, you want that your mother dresses hotter and shows more cleavage?"
ai "Why?"
ai "Does it turn you on *ha-ha*?"
dy "Shut up, dude!"
ai "Hey, be careful how you're talkin' to me!"
dy "The thing is that I just got the feeling that she's like in a midlife crisis at the moment and doesn't feel desired anymore."
dy "Or she just doesn't give a damn. I don't know."
dy "But she's just too beautiful and too young to feel like that and clothe herself so restrained! And all just because she's married and almost 40!"
dy "There was a time when it was different! She must get the taste of it once more. To feel comfortable wearing sexy stuff in public again and attract attention, as she deserves."
ai "Break out the violins."
ai "I don't know, man. That whole thing is so fucked up somehow!"
dy "Let me worry about that part."
dy "So, do we have a deal or not?"
ai "Ah, what the heck! If I can get your mom to wear some tight miniskirt in class it'd be even way better than those fuckin' data!"
dy "And you don't know that she's my mom!"
dy "When she brings it up, you gonna react as surprised as possible!"
za "This better won't go wrong! I got a bad feeling about that!"
za "I don't even know why I take part in this shit!"
dy "Yes, you do!"
dy "Nothin' will go wrong, trust me!"
dy "My mom would do anything for me. And this is just about dressing more sexy. No big deal!"
dy "Shit! There she is!"
dy "Come on, hit me!"
dy "And hit me hard! It must look real and leave bruises behind!"
dy "Come on!"
ai "Damn, you're really some fucked up little fucker, you know that?"
dy "Stop gabbing and finally get started!"
s "Hold on. Let me get this straight."
s "You engaged that guy, so he and his fellows bash you up to get me wearing bra-less scanty clothing???"
dy "Well, yeah, those would be the cornerstones of the plan."
s "Oh my God, are you fucking serious? I can't believe what I'm hearing!"
s "So this whole story about the weaker student was just a pack of lies!"
dy "Well, I really helped some weaker student once. I guess I just confused the times."
s "This isn't funny!"
s "I must admit that I'm deeply shocked!"
s "And you Zac participated in that! Why?"
za "I... I'm embarrassed telling you that."
s "More embarrassed than of engaging some rowdies to bash you up?"
za "Yes."
za "But I shouldn't have listened to Dylan! I also don't know what I was thinking."
dy "I wanted him to be involved in this cause you get along well with his mom which would increase the chances that you accept the deal."
dy "And we're no pussies to not bear those little bruises!"
s "But you also had bruises before!"
dy "Well... there are certain ways. If you saw Fight Club then you know what I'm talking about."
s "You caused the injuries to yourselves???"
s "Wow, that's mendacious, wicked and self-destructive, I take my hat off to you!"
s "I just have no words!"
s "I've already heard and experienced a lot of crazy things but this really beats everything!"
dy "I just wanted you to show more skin, Mom. It's almost a crime to look like you and always walk around so... covered."
dy "I only wanted to loosen you up a little bit as for your fashion style and... in general."
s "So, you wanted to polish me up fashion-technically. Who are you? Nigel Barker?"
s "What were you thinking? And then you even drag Zac into it!"
dy "Well, actually it was his own decision!"
s "Why you didn't just talk to me?"
dy "Cause it'd be awkward and you hadn't listened to me anyway!"
s "It'd be awkward??? And paying bullies to bash you up and use it as leverage for blackmailing me, isn't???"
s "How could you do that?"
dy "Well, actually I didn't pay him but we had a deal. I could get him what no one else was able to! I knew about Aiden's connections and that he've never been called to account cause of his uncle."
dy "And since I know that you'd do anything for me and Ellie, I thought I just try this way."
dy "Whether you accept the deal or not was like playing poker. Pure speculation."
s "Great plan, Blofeld! Did you honestly believe I'd let myself in for this?"
dy "No."
dy "I know it was an idiotic idea. I don't know what I was thinking."
s "Idiotic is putting it mildly! You basically used my love to you as a weapon against me!"
s "Do you realize how wicked and mean this is?"
dy "Yeah, I know. I... I'm so sorry!"
s "Just out of curiosity. How the other tasks would've looked like?"
dy "Um, what?"
s "There were supposed to be 12 tasks, right? Every single of them was connected with a sexy fashion style or what?"
dy "Which 12 tasks, what are you talking about?"
s "{color=#f2ff66}(Damnit! Aiden that little prick! Of course he tried to take advantage of it! Son of a bitch!)"
s "{color=#f2ff66}(How could Dylan only be so naive to trust this asshole?)"
s "Ah, nevermind."
dy "No, Mom, seriously. Which 12 tasks? What did this jerk tell you?!"
s "What does it matter now?"
dy "{size=-3}Grr! That son of a bitch!"
s "Well, I need some time to digest that!"
dy "Mom, I just wanted to..."
s "Yeah, yeah, I got the message!"
s "You could've just talked to me but instead you apply to the biggest asshole of the school for... argh! Just unbelievable!"
s "Then your bad mood was just acting?"
dy "Well... mostly yes."
dy "I think I deserved an Oscar for that!"
s "You think it's funny?"
dy "I'm really sorry, Mom. I'll make it up to you somehow."
s "There's no way how you can make it up! You can't undo the past!"
dy "I know, I screwed things up big time. But I meant well."
dy "I just wanted you to feel more desirable and sexy again, like you deserve!"
dy "You're just still too young and too handsome to not showing it to everybody!"
dy "This would've relieved you from your midlife crisis."
s "How the hell do you come up with that I got a midlife crisis???"
dy "Isn't that obvious?"
dy "I don't know what that jerk told you. Apparently not what was agreed. And for that he'll still get his come uppance!"
dy "Can't we just drive home and just keep all to ourselves?"
s "Drive home??? You would like that, wouldn't you?"
s "I think a month here would do you very well to think about the huge crap you've done!"
s "I specifically went to the police and addressed myself to your aunt Patricia and uncle Carl who'd be ready to invest large sums of money for court proceedings!"
s "And all this just to bring me to go out braless and wearing sexy dresses???"
s "Do you have the slightest idea what crap you get up to?!"
dy "Yeah, we know."
dy "But maybe a charge from someone with so much influence like uncle Carl would've done well to this cheeky dumbass!"
za "Well, maybe we really deserved to stay here! Even if it's more than a month."
za "But could you please not tell my mom about it?"
za "That's so embarrassing and I accept every punishment! Just if this only could stay between us."
s "*Sigh.* but I'm not doing it for you but because I want to spare her more concerns! And also that this doesn't get around."
s "OK, I think you guys have lots of stuff to think about!"
scene black with fade
"{color=#ffffff}With these words, Sophia left the room and angrily went to her car."
"{color=#ffffff}Maybe it was even less anger but great disappointment she felt."
"{color=#ffffff}Actually, she understood that it was well-intentioned by her son. Also her sister is persuading her since years to dress more sexy again."
"{color=#ffffff}If Dylan would've just talked to her about it. Even if this highly likely wouldn't have changed her mind but trying to achieve it through blackmail was not only useless but especially mean and wicked."
