Having learnt several other Languages (not fluent in any) I have to agree with many Posts here that my native language, English, is shit... no really... Look at this >>>
Witch -
a woman thought to have magic powers, especially evil ones, popularly depicted as wearing a black cloak and pointed hat and flying on a broomstick.
Which -
asking for information specifying one or more people or things from a definite set.
2 words that sound exactly the same but one is a really important word used often in constructing a sentence....
Sentence -
a set of words that is complete in itself, typically containing a subject and predicate, conveying a statement, question, exclamation, or command, and consisting of a main clause and sometimes one or more subordinate clauses.
Sentance -
declare the punishment decided for (an offender)
another 2 words sounding exactly the same but mean something entirely different... and we have many more crazy words like these so hats off to any of you French, Italians, Russians or Germans who get to grips with our stupid language
Then you have our slangs -
Cor blimey guvner, he ain't gonna like them apples much, give him an and me old china.
If any of you non Brits can interpret that London slang above then your phenomenal