I sincerely don't know what some of you are looking for from a teaser. Do you want nudity? Sex? Eroticism?
Personally, I don't really have a problem with the teasers. Would I pay for them? No. Would I pay extra like the Legendary Patrons did? Absolutely not. But as teaser images, they showed me all I ever expected- nothing. In my opinion, a teaser is an image that gives away nothing of importance, but does give you a VERY general idea of a scene. So whether it's Sophia and Aiden on the motorcycle, or Alyssa and Sophia touching hands, or today's teaser, they achieve their very modest goal.
Clearly some of you guys want more (and some of you don't want teasers at all). I'm not challenging you, but after everything we've seen from L&P, what do you want from his teasers? What are your expectations? Do you want to see more spoilers? Do you want to see more sexy stuff?
If L&P were in front of me right now, I would suggest to him that he maybe reel in his hype for his teasers because it seems to be doing more harm than good. Clearly he hyped up today's teaser, and all it shows is Sophia and Dylan walking home in a cute, if slightly suggestive, manner. To me that's a fine teaser, but clearly he hyped it up as something exclusive and that raises the bar. If he just stopped doing that, I think he'd be a lot better off.