He traveled around the world giving seminars on sex of all kinds and on how to improve a couple's intimate side of the relationship.
At one particular seminar he opened, like usual, by stating that he knew so much about sex and people that he could tell you how often you had sex just by the look on your face when he said the word. To prove his point, he walked off the stage and approached the aisle, stopping in front of a man there.
"Sex", he said.
The man smiled.
"Wow, sir... Once a week isn't bad!" The man's smile turned to an expression of shock.
The therapist moved father up the aisle and stopped in front of another man. The process repeats several times, always with the therapist being right about the frequency of the person's sex life. Finally, he comes to a man most of the way to the back of the room.
"Sex", he said to the man.
This man's face lit up like the sun.
"Holy shit. Every day??"
The man shakes his head no.
"Every other day?"
Again, a shake of the man's head.
"3 times a week?" Another shake.
"Once a week?!" Yet another shake.
After several more guesses the therapist gives up and says, "Fine. Just tell me how often then!"
"Once a year!" he proudly exclaims.
"One a year? That's it?! Why on earth are you so happy then???"
The man smiles all the more and says,
"TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT!"
At one particular seminar he opened, like usual, by stating that he knew so much about sex and people that he could tell you how often you had sex just by the look on your face when he said the word. To prove his point, he walked off the stage and approached the aisle, stopping in front of a man there.
"Sex", he said.
The man smiled.
"Wow, sir... Once a week isn't bad!" The man's smile turned to an expression of shock.
The therapist moved father up the aisle and stopped in front of another man. The process repeats several times, always with the therapist being right about the frequency of the person's sex life. Finally, he comes to a man most of the way to the back of the room.
"Sex", he said to the man.
This man's face lit up like the sun.
"Holy shit. Every day??"
The man shakes his head no.
"Every other day?"
Again, a shake of the man's head.
"3 times a week?" Another shake.
"Once a week?!" Yet another shake.
After several more guesses the therapist gives up and says, "Fine. Just tell me how often then!"
"Once a year!" he proudly exclaims.
"One a year? That's it?! Why on earth are you so happy then???"
The man smiles all the more and says,
"TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT!"
