- Mar 1, 2019
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It is said that any fictional scene or character that elicits a strong response in the audience is well written. Based on the contiguous dialogue in this thread all evidence says that L&P writes well. As a diversion, I have written a ditty which I expect will receive far less attention:
Da-da-de-da-dummm…
Day two, Dylan’s in the kitchen
With his Auntie Patty
Who whispers she’s been itchin’
To get her sister Sophia, to loosen uuuh-up
Gotta see her titties bad
Now that she’s-a D-cuuup
Now, Dylan casts Auntie a suspicious eye
“You know that sounds real messed up,” D-D-D-Dylan and the bitch
“Chill out Dylan, it’s be wonderful
Ya’ know that you are her kind of thing
Play the awkward card, then you can hit it hard
Just starts with grabbing her ass on the swing, ohh-no!
D-D-D-Dylan and the bitch. Da-da-de-da-dummm
E-llie asks mom to share a shower
There we’ll fondle boobs
and swap spit for an hour
when daddy walks in, you know he don’t care at ahh-wall
We know what was in Aiden’s bag
It was Liam’s bahh-ohh-walls
And Sophia’s boobies have you seen them yet?
Those nipples they sure stick out! S-S-S-Sophia and her tits
On playable 10 she’s still hesitant
Only Dylan can see the brown.
But then Larry’s fly, and that DeShawn guy
Now she’s showing them all over town, ohh-no
S-S-S-Sophia and her tits. Da-da-de-da-dummm
Now, Aiden takes Sophie on a scenic ride
To pose nude for a painting class. S-S-S-Sophia and her tits
Some lame excuse to help recidivists
What a lovely sight to see
He’s got a boob to grope, and he thinks it’s dope
In the end he says it was me, ohh-no
A-A-A-Aiden got some tit
Sophie, Sophi-a and the douche!
Dylan and the Bitch
(sung to Elton John’s Bennie and the Jets)
(sung to Elton John’s Bennie and the Jets)
Da-da-de-da-dummm…
Day two, Dylan’s in the kitchen
With his Auntie Patty
Who whispers she’s been itchin’
To get her sister Sophia, to loosen uuuh-up
Gotta see her titties bad
Now that she’s-a D-cuuup
Now, Dylan casts Auntie a suspicious eye
“You know that sounds real messed up,” D-D-D-Dylan and the bitch
“Chill out Dylan, it’s be wonderful
Ya’ know that you are her kind of thing
Play the awkward card, then you can hit it hard
Just starts with grabbing her ass on the swing, ohh-no!
D-D-D-Dylan and the bitch. Da-da-de-da-dummm
E-llie asks mom to share a shower
There we’ll fondle boobs
and swap spit for an hour
when daddy walks in, you know he don’t care at ahh-wall
We know what was in Aiden’s bag
It was Liam’s bahh-ohh-walls
And Sophia’s boobies have you seen them yet?
Those nipples they sure stick out! S-S-S-Sophia and her tits
On playable 10 she’s still hesitant
Only Dylan can see the brown.
But then Larry’s fly, and that DeShawn guy
Now she’s showing them all over town, ohh-no
S-S-S-Sophia and her tits. Da-da-de-da-dummm
Now, Aiden takes Sophie on a scenic ride
To pose nude for a painting class. S-S-S-Sophia and her tits
Some lame excuse to help recidivists
What a lovely sight to see
He’s got a boob to grope, and he thinks it’s dope
In the end he says it was me, ohh-no
A-A-A-Aiden got some tit
Sophie, Sophi-a and the douche!