- Nov 1, 2017
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Okay. We have to talk about Liam. At least in the whorewife playthrough.
He doesnt spend time with his wife, his son, or his daughter unless his is dragged into it. He says he fixes locks and locks doors when he didn't. He takes teenage girls shopping and pretends he is doing research. He goes on fishing trips and comes back without fish. He works late in a job where he is surrounded by models. Yet his wife is almost comically devoted to him.
He is literally married to Helen of Troy and instead of launching a thousand ships to rescue her from Paris he has a thousand excuses not to fuck her.
The short list of people that want to fuck his wife includes the entire moving crew, his next door neighbor, his next door neighbor's son, the mailman, the carpool lady and her son, the school principal, college age museam enthusists, her hairdresser, her maid, her son's history teacher, asian street harassers, an entire park bench of tramps, random hobo rapists, the school janitor, her personal trainer and her boyfriend, more than half of her homeroom class, her son's soccer club, a male model with a giant schlong, two old fucks in a nursing home, the playground bully, an inanimate object underneath the carpool lady's bed, homeschooled cult kids, a mobster and his incarerated brother, an entire art class of juvenile delinquents, oh... and not to mention her sister as well as BOTH her kids. Her daughter's girlfriend and her son's girlfriend. Probably her brother in law and his dog.
Liam wants to fuck Cathy
Yeah, that's right. Cathy. From that dinner that time.
Now to be fair this is only after Sofia has stacked up 100 filthy points throughout a two week binge of sexual misadventures and aborted liasions, but come on man! Appreciate what you've got right in front of you.
He doesnt spend time with his wife, his son, or his daughter unless his is dragged into it. He says he fixes locks and locks doors when he didn't. He takes teenage girls shopping and pretends he is doing research. He goes on fishing trips and comes back without fish. He works late in a job where he is surrounded by models. Yet his wife is almost comically devoted to him.
He is literally married to Helen of Troy and instead of launching a thousand ships to rescue her from Paris he has a thousand excuses not to fuck her.
The short list of people that want to fuck his wife includes the entire moving crew, his next door neighbor, his next door neighbor's son, the mailman, the carpool lady and her son, the school principal, college age museam enthusists, her hairdresser, her maid, her son's history teacher, asian street harassers, an entire park bench of tramps, random hobo rapists, the school janitor, her personal trainer and her boyfriend, more than half of her homeroom class, her son's soccer club, a male model with a giant schlong, two old fucks in a nursing home, the playground bully, an inanimate object underneath the carpool lady's bed, homeschooled cult kids, a mobster and his incarerated brother, an entire art class of juvenile delinquents, oh... and not to mention her sister as well as BOTH her kids. Her daughter's girlfriend and her son's girlfriend. Probably her brother in law and his dog.
Liam wants to fuck Cathy
Yeah, that's right. Cathy. From that dinner that time.
Now to be fair this is only after Sofia has stacked up 100 filthy points throughout a two week binge of sexual misadventures and aborted liasions, but come on man! Appreciate what you've got right in front of you.
