O.K...after this 'Legend Advanced' news I just can't remain quiet. L&P you get another parody. Please consider the words before responding with ire. The title of this parody is: 'Faster Than a Snail (Goodbye L&P)' sung to Elton John's, 'Candle in the Wind'.
Goodbye, L&P
Though you never even meant it at all
You just unleased a maelstrom
While patrons watched in awe
Promised us realism
And your renders were top notch
After four years of waiting
And we never saw her crotch
And it seemed to me if development
Was just faster than a snail
You wouldn’t get such hate vibes
When you read your mail
And who would’ve thought we’d be here
Testo got us livid
All we asked for was ‘not with Liam’
But you never did
Waiting years is tough
When your blue balls are swollen to your throat
When it comes to slow burn pain
My friend, you are the GOAT
Some of us have died
With a finger on F5
For a new subscription price
Your Animation will soon arrive
And it seemed to me if development
Was just faster than a snail
You wouldn’t get such hate vibes
When you read your mail
And who would’ve thought we’d be here
Testo got us livid
All we asked for was ‘not with Liam’
But you never did