Well, THAT was a waste of time.
Four years of building the "slutty" wife and can't even be a slut for 5 minutes. Sorry, but really? THAT is what we are getting at here. I played this game the first day it came out, took time off over the years to skip 1 or 2 updates, came back and STILL can't get the "slutty wife" to BE "slutty" at all.
I get it, this is a "slow burn" type of game. But at this pace, the "slow burn" has been so long that the frog has already been boiled alive and didn't notice it happening. This isn't a "slow burn", it is a "no burn, none at all. Just a tease of getting hot, but only really getting lukewarm and then fizzling out like a sparkler in the rain." type game.
Would say that I am just going to walk away... but I can't for the life of me think of anything that is THERE for me to walk around FROM!
Four years of building the "slutty" wife and can't even be a slut for 5 minutes. Sorry, but really? THAT is what we are getting at here. I played this game the first day it came out, took time off over the years to skip 1 or 2 updates, came back and STILL can't get the "slutty wife" to BE "slutty" at all.
I get it, this is a "slow burn" type of game. But at this pace, the "slow burn" has been so long that the frog has already been boiled alive and didn't notice it happening. This isn't a "slow burn", it is a "no burn, none at all. Just a tease of getting hot, but only really getting lukewarm and then fizzling out like a sparkler in the rain." type game.
Would say that I am just going to walk away... but I can't for the life of me think of anything that is THERE for me to walk around FROM!