Sam and Dylan are no longer best buds as the ensuing fight over access to the telescope pushes it over the edge of the railing to crash below in many pieces. Dylan then uses his new found Pygmy Norris abilities to punch Sam. However, Sam quickly grabs a spool of replacement string for his base and instinctively stretches it so Dylan garrotes his hand. Dylan then judo chops Sam on the head causing temporary amnesia. Sam only remembers he is in love with someone named Parker. He quickly wraps Dylan's hand, places the parts on ice and rushes him to the hospital. Meanwhile Sophia and Nathalie are cleaning every inch of the bedroom (every inch) and are completely unaware of the commotion. Sam waits as the surgeon repairs Dylan's hand and then whisks him away to a Dude ranch on the other side of the airport where he nurses Dylan back to health. Weeks later Liam suddenly realizes that every room in the house is sparkling clean, all the laundry and dishes are perfectly done and Sophia has not spoken to him once since she announced she was contemplating boarding school for Dylan. Strangely, Alyssa was able to get maid service, at no cost, other than some time sharing for Antonio. And they all lived .....
