Well, Just to follow all the lawyers here. I seem to remember a German judge that affirmed the "Right" of Germans to "Marry" animals. This was an article a few years ago and I never saw whether a higher court told that idiot to pound sand. Further I will not waste my time researching it since it told me way too much about something I do not want to know. Now since we have so many posters here that love to lawyerize and L&P is in Germany, then is this the cause celebre that they will soon rally around with all the wikipedia law quotes. Though the case did happen in the press, at least, I write this as SARCASM just to be clear. Timing the first cranium to explode!