- Jan 20, 2019
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So daughter and ex-wife are now impregnable, which is the obvious conclusion to most of the characters.
But when it comes to Valerie I have to sit through 20 conversations about how "we'll find a way to make it more interesting!" Homie... the 40th gang bang using the same assets as previous events is not more interesting. The Salim stuff near the end was pretty interesting, or at least started to hint at being interesting. Having the foreshadowed "pill" not be 100% effective and Valerie gets knocked up would be interesting. Valerie fucking a god damn tortoise would be more interesting than the 90th "he brought a friend too!" encounter.
And it's a "Sandbox" but also supposed to be story driven yet there's no player agency at all. "Delete her from the app." Cool, done. Except I can't, because there's no option to. So now I have to sit through 30 more conversations about deleting Valerie from the app.
The Fuckstagram stuff went from hot (older stuff) to basically just useless characters that reuse the same assets that were previously used.
And that leads me to the end-game writing we're in currently. This "team" could write a master class in how to take a character that I would argue was beloved and turn her into a walking neon red flag. Not to mention the absolute need it seems to make sure every form corruption is just blackmail. Like "I'm not coming home until you eat another man's cum out of my pussy" should be met with "Cool, I solved our debt problem by selling all your shit. Have fun out there, fam. I don't negotiate with terrorists."
You know shows that get absolutely batshit at a certain point? It's usually after 4 or 5 seasons. Like the show writers just can't come up with anything meaningful or interesting so they go with a toss up of ideas? Yeah we've passed the point with this game. We're on like season 10 of a game that should have ended in season 3.
But when it comes to Valerie I have to sit through 20 conversations about how "we'll find a way to make it more interesting!" Homie... the 40th gang bang using the same assets as previous events is not more interesting. The Salim stuff near the end was pretty interesting, or at least started to hint at being interesting. Having the foreshadowed "pill" not be 100% effective and Valerie gets knocked up would be interesting. Valerie fucking a god damn tortoise would be more interesting than the 90th "he brought a friend too!" encounter.
And it's a "Sandbox" but also supposed to be story driven yet there's no player agency at all. "Delete her from the app." Cool, done. Except I can't, because there's no option to. So now I have to sit through 30 more conversations about deleting Valerie from the app.
The Fuckstagram stuff went from hot (older stuff) to basically just useless characters that reuse the same assets that were previously used.
And that leads me to the end-game writing we're in currently. This "team" could write a master class in how to take a character that I would argue was beloved and turn her into a walking neon red flag. Not to mention the absolute need it seems to make sure every form corruption is just blackmail. Like "I'm not coming home until you eat another man's cum out of my pussy" should be met with "Cool, I solved our debt problem by selling all your shit. Have fun out there, fam. I don't negotiate with terrorists."
You know shows that get absolutely batshit at a certain point? It's usually after 4 or 5 seasons. Like the show writers just can't come up with anything meaningful or interesting so they go with a toss up of ideas? Yeah we've passed the point with this game. We're on like season 10 of a game that should have ended in season 3.