Cjc212

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i can't believe yall put cheetohead's police character in this :LOL::LOL::LOL: doing all the crazy shit and then "stick the landing" i'm surprised he didn't do a headtap lol
 

fitty543

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if your here Astghik id reccomend not hiring a voice actress. most games that have those end up being anoying and distracting. id atleast focus money towards animations(non sex ones count too) and the normal sex sounds in H scenes. just my 2 cents. i feel you will get more value out of that then voice acting. unless you have a super hot chick on speed dial ready to throw down them lines in a phone sex voice lol
 

astghik

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if your here Astghik id reccomend not hiring a voice actress. most games that have those end up being anoying and distracting. id atleast focus money towards animations(non sex ones count too) and the normal sex sounds in H scenes. just my 2 cents. i feel you will get more value out of that then voice acting. unless you have a super hot chick on speed dial ready to throw down them lines in a phone sex voice lol
We have a few in mind, the voice files will have a separate control so our players can just mute the voices without impacting anything else if they want. But that's down the road closer to the final release on Steam
 

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https://f95zone.to/sam/planned_tags-v2.html

The updated tag list (pending site updates that a single person is trying to do outside of their job) does include separate tags for impregnation. You're welcome to paint whatever picture of the site devs you'd like, but I'd encourage you to try and be less pessimistic.
Won't hold my breath as this list (to be released soon™) floats up literally every year since
Aug 12, 2021
As you may or may not be aware, the site will go through a big upgrade at some indeterminate point in the future
 

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So, I managed to complete the game, so now for my review. I have to say it's worse than I thought. The main character is as dumb as a doorknob. No reasonable person would make any of his decisions. First, he lets a stranger into the house, then he lies to his landlady about the stranger, who didn't even provide any proof to show she was telling the truth. She didn't even show her ID to prove she was who she claimed to be. Then, for whatever reason, he tells his landlady that the stranger is his cousin, which makes absolutely no sense. Then he's almost killed by a robot, wakes up, and instead of resting, he wants to go to the high-rise in his underwear. Then he goes to the gym in his underwear and talks to people there, still in his underwear. Then he goes outside even though he knows how dangerous it is, just to buy flowers. He almost gets killed there too. After the date, he wants to go out again, this time with two women, even though they know it's dangerous. They go Gathering food without weapons, then being rescued by a fat policeman, he then makes a deal with a woman and spies on the port or whatever place it was, still without weapons and without taking the girls home beforehand.


Why on earth is the MC written so stupidly? Everything he does makes no sense; only small children or mentally challenged people would behave like that. On top of that, all the women immediately hit on the MC, for whatever reason. Apparently, they're into dumb wannabe men. Even the landlady wants the MC's penis, even though her husband has only been missing for 48 hours. She throws herself at him. And to top it all off, the MC has a really weird penis—way too big, and the tip looks like an oversized mushroom. This makes the blowjob animation look so strange. I was rolling on the floor laughing when I saw that.


To say something positive for once, the graphics are good, the animations are also good, even if the blowjob looks strange thanks to the huge penis. .

The only thing that urgently needs changing is the script; maybe hire someone who has a better understanding of human behavior. The script's foundation is good, but the way the characters behave is stupid, and that applies not only to the main character but to all characters in the gameTo say something positive for once, the graphics are good, the animations are also good, even if the blowjob looks strange thanks to the huge penis. The only thing that urgently needs changing is the script. Maybe hire someone who has a better understanding of human behavior. The script's foundation is good, but the way the characters behave is stupid, and that applies not only to the main character but to all the characters in the game. They all act like characters in a cheap teen horror movie, like, "Let's split up so the killer can kill everyone one after the other," instead of sticking together and working against the killer. It's all just awful. On top of that, the humor is boring, but humor is subjective. I can only give a maximum of two stars because I feel sorry for the developer, and he contacted me and practically begged me to change the rating.And as I already wrote, if the developer changes the script and alters the characters' personalities into something even remotely believable, the game could be truly booming. Currently, all the women behave the same; you can only tell them apart because they look different. Character-wise, they're all equally dumb as a doorknob and obsessed with the MC for no reason. The MC hasn't done anything to make a woman like him; quite the opposite, in fact. The MC just does stupid things. So, the graphics are good, the animations are good, and the story could be good too, but not with such poorly written characters. Hire a different writer. Whoever is currently writing it has no idea how people behave believably. It seems more like it was written by a child. No offense.translated with Google.
 

Hahah5555

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Yep add me to be another one on team "can't stand this stupid mc". Can't believe the apparent heir to the "mega-tech" corp to be this guy.
I dunno seem's pretty accurate to me with some ultra rich kids these days :ROFLMAO:
In general I find this game entertaining, which is honestly the whole point of games. Ignore the hate dev.
 
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astghik

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The blowjob animation looks really creepy
They will be reworked one last time closer to release. Originally they were made in Blender 4.5 but we render in blend 5.0 which created a discrepancy in the morph keys. They're not to bad right now, but yeah they'll get even better in the lip area
 

Sacorna

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Dev wants to play have at it:

From my review:
"Also don't say what you spend and what you have as income to beg for money, that is so unprofessional.
A simple "If you liked the game consider supporting me/us on platform x/y/z, thanks."
Dev on my Profile:
I'm making $100 a month and your complaining about a free game you got off a pirate site that has $20k invested into it? Okay buddy. Thanks for the support!
Also Dev on my Profile:
2/5 star reviews just increase the chance I have to stop developing the game because it limits where it ranks on the site for exposure. Also I said at the very beginning of the game that all of yushu animations are being redone including half of the 0.1 standard renders. This game is in beta.. and looking at your profile it looks like you just review bomb every game you play without giving a single 5/5 star.. nice.
From another profile that you commented on I gather that yesterday you had 15k$ invested and today 20k$. Money spend does not equate to quality, it pains me to hear that you spent this much and the product is what it is.
And yes I am complaining about begging since 99% of the games on this site do not beg that aggressively for money.
That is why I wrote what would be acceptable.
And to preempt something, no I do not know what assets or models cost and that is not my interest.

I saw a FOUR star game and thought "cool lets see that must be good" and it wasn't that, ain't my mistake.
I gave you constructive criticism, don't know if you have read the review that far or only saw my two star rating.

And trying to guilt trip me with your games exposure is really fucked.
To the 4th wall breake that, as you say, explains stuff. Ok one out of three not great looking just good animated scenes, will be reworked. Cool means you are ok with the other two that I criticized. Ergo "Glory Hole" and "Vampire/Lady Dead" scenes are as far as quality is to be expected.

"This game is in beta.."
Recently taken a look at Steam or the rest of this site? Games are, at least by sane people, judged as they are NOW. Not what could be.
Also I did not negatively judge you renders or the fluidity of you animations.
What I mostly judged was the "story" and the decisions the MC makes.

And dude, buddy, pal:
After playing around 700 games, most from this site. I review only when I am bloody pissed with a game or it has a to high rating for what it delivers. Meaning I do not "review bomb" (funny I am one person, to review bomb it needs more than that) EVERY game I play.

And as to five stars I would rate less than 5% of the games I played as five stars. Because that means the game is perfect and without flaws. I do not subscribe to many reviews here on this site. "I do not like x, y and z. BUT five stars for nice renders or potential."

Also for the love of god DO NOT go into the profile of people that rated your game one or two stars. That is fucking pathetic.
And defenses like:
"I spend money!"
"I spend time!"
"Where is your game?"
"I wanted to be inclusive, so I had AI translate the game for me, mistakes are not my problem."
Do not work if the product you deliver is not up to par.
And the people that rated you game highly, who is to say there reviews are legit? Since you demand good reviews. Or that people delete their review, because you don't like it.
 

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Bottom line is this game cost money, as a developer I have a right to mention that this project needs funding. Why do you think Apple and Google Play store have so many freaking ads for a free game? Because games are not free. You sound entitled. I don't expect people to pay me, but to attack me for simply asking to help support the project is messed up. I also cannot add ads to my game because adult games are blocked by most payment processors and ad networks. You haven't posted a single 5 star review in the past 1 year, so I don't think it's fair to any developer to just go on every single profile to leave negative reviews. Just my 2 cents.

Also calling me "fucking pathetic" kinda just proves my point about your post and a lot of the negativity here on F95. Constructive criticism is fine but clearly mods need to do a better job about cyberbullying on this platform.
 

Sacorna

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Constructive criticism is fine but clearly mods need to do a better job about cyberbullying on this platform.
I review your game, I did not attack your person in my review. You could not handle someone not liking your game and started the attack. So please do not cry cyberbullying.
 

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There's really no need to be so strict; the developers simply added some text descriptions asking for support, and there's no paywall, right?
 

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Yep add me to be another one on team "can't stand this stupid mc". Can't believe the apparent heir to the "mega-tech" corp to be this guy.

Nothing wrong with MC except probably toxoplasmosis from eating too much cat poop. Affects mice and apparently humans as well.
 
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Sacorna

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There's really no need to be so strict; the developers simply added some text descriptions asking for support, and there's no paywall, right?
Nope no paywall.
Just what I feel is unprofessional conduct.
Trying to guilt someone by pointing out that the Dev is bleeding money.
What is the saying?
"every business looses money the first one or two year." (or something along the lines)
It is a sad reality.


But:
Patreon and Discord in main menu - No problem

---Oh god that is too good, thanks for the question.

After MC got stung with the mega syringe (end of v0.2?):

The following is taken straight from the game:

"Are you liking the game so far?"

Yes leads to:
"Only one percent of players leave reviews for adult video games.
Could you spare one minute of your time to leave a review?"

-Yes again leads to:
"Great! Click anywhere on this text to leave a review on Itch.io (link to Itch.io)
And if you have time,
click here to leave a review on F95zone **click the (five star) emoji** (link to here)"

-No here leads to:
"No problem, you can always leave a review later."

No leads to:
"Consider sending us a message on Discord; my user name is: 'astghik1'.
As indie developers, we appreciate constructive feedback."

"Enjoy the rest of the game."
So the player gets stopped while playing the game, to give a review or feedback while not having completed the current content.

At the end of v0.3:

Again straight from the game:

"Right now, we are spending a few thousand dollars per release and have $60 in monthly Patreons. Would you consider becoming a supporter? (the lowest tier is $2.50, and it helps us greatly!)"

Yes leads to:
"Great! Click anywhere on this text to join our Patreon (link to Patreon)"

No leads to:
"No problem, we appreciate you giving our game a chance"
The dev corrected the amount in their comment on my profile to $100 per month.

From my review:

Also don't say what you spend and what you have as income to beg for money, that is so unprofessional.
A simple "If you liked the game consider supporting me/us on platform x/y/z, thanks."
What could be added:

"Or consider leaving us a review here (itch.io link) or here (F95 link)."

Like most Devs handle this matter.

But thanks for the question I got a good chuckle out of the YES and NO options in the game.


P.S.:

Oh and there is more... In the 4th wall breake at the end:

Mia
"But you know, there is a way to get the latest development news and to help speed up the production of our story."
"Simply click Preferences or the ESC key, then click on the Patreon link/logo, or click here (Pateon link)."
"Do you despise clicking and prefer smooth touch of a keyboard or keypad?"
"EASY solution: go onto Patreon's creator search and type astghik (Patreon link) - one of the first results."
"Oh, and you have to be logged in since this is a 18+ page, after all!"
"Hmm but then you would still need to click the link..."
Yes that is called overkill, if it was intended as a joke then that is not my humor. But I also despise these kinds of 4th wall breaks.
 
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