Well, that was a disaster.
I have this, Love of Magic and Last Sovereign installed on my Steam because why not.
My friend has an appointment, could I look after her daughter because things are going on at her home for the next couple of hours. Sure, I adore my friends kids, much better than having my own, I can give theirs back when i've had enough.
Things start well...
"Can I use your PC Aunt Ava ... why friends get the Aunt tag i'll never know but thanks to my friends and twinsy fucking like rabbits my extended family of Nieces and Nephews keeps growing and costing me more and more every year my god have these fuckers never heard of condoms?
Or at least blowjobs.
Anywhooo....
Can't hurt, i've got some decent games installed. If nothing else she can potter around in my Final Fantasy 14 and do my dailies for me. Yay free labour.
Not what happened though or I wouldn't be posting here.
So I need the toilet, like turtles head popping out kinda desperation but I also know i've got games on here she shouldn't be playing. I either supervise and risk turning myself into Aunt Ava the panty shitter forever or I trust my darling "niece" and run to the toilet.
She is a good kid, she won't let me down.
She let me down.
An innocent game about memories she thought.....
That 10 minute lapse where I voided my bowels to the very depths of hell quickly enough to worry i'd also squeeze out a Kidney was all it took.
My supposed sweet and innocent 13 year old niece later asked her mother, one of my bestest friends of all time, "has Aunt Ava always been a perv"....
My dearest friend with who I have shared nearly all my natural life with, nearly as much as my twin sister, just looked down at her daughter and said "yes"....
My friends are cunts.
