Avaron1974

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Well, that was a disaster.

I have this, Love of Magic and Last Sovereign installed on my Steam because why not.

My friend has an appointment, could I look after her daughter because things are going on at her home for the next couple of hours. Sure, I adore my friends kids, much better than having my own, I can give theirs back when i've had enough.

Things start well...

"Can I use your PC Aunt Ava ... why friends get the Aunt tag i'll never know but thanks to my friends and twinsy fucking like rabbits my extended family of Nieces and Nephews keeps growing and costing me more and more every year my god have these fuckers never heard of condoms?

Or at least blowjobs.

Anywhooo....

Can't hurt, i've got some decent games installed. If nothing else she can potter around in my Final Fantasy 14 and do my dailies for me. Yay free labour.

Not what happened though or I wouldn't be posting here.

So I need the toilet, like turtles head popping out kinda desperation but I also know i've got games on here she shouldn't be playing. I either supervise and risk turning myself into Aunt Ava the panty shitter forever or I trust my darling "niece" and run to the toilet.

She is a good kid, she won't let me down.






She let me down.

An innocent game about memories she thought.....

That 10 minute lapse where I voided my bowels to the very depths of hell quickly enough to worry i'd also squeeze out a Kidney was all it took.

My supposed sweet and innocent 13 year old niece later asked her mother, one of my bestest friends of all time, "has Aunt Ava always been a perv"....

My dearest friend with who I have shared nearly all my natural life with, nearly as much as my twin sister, just looked down at her daughter and said "yes"....

My friends are cunts.
 

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Well, that was a disaster.

I have this, Love of Magic and Last Sovereign installed on my Steam because why not.

My friend has an appointment, could I look after her daughter because things are going on at her home for the next couple of hours. Sure, I adore my friends kids, much better than having my own, I can give theirs back when i've had enough.

Things start well...

"Can I use your PC Aunt Ava ... why friends get the Aunt tag i'll never know but thanks to my friends and twinsy fucking like rabbits my extended family of Nieces and Nephews keeps growing and costing me more and more every year my god have these fuckers never heard of condoms?

Or at least blowjobs.

Anywhooo....

Can't hurt, i've got some decent games installed. If nothing else she can potter around in my Final Fantasy 14 and do my dailies for me. Yay free labour.

Not what happened though or I wouldn't be posting here.

So I need the toilet, like turtles head popping out kinda desperation but I also know i've got games on here she shouldn't be playing. I either supervise and risk turning myself into Aunt Ava the panty shitter forever or I trust my darling "niece" and run to the toilet.

She is a good kid, she won't let me down.






She let me down.

An innocent game about memories she thought.....

That 10 minute lapse where I voided my bowels to the very depths of hell quickly enough to worry i'd also squeeze out a Kidney was all it took.

My supposed sweet and innocent 13 year old niece later asked her mother, one of my bestest friends of all time, "has Aunt Ava always been a perv"....

My dearest friend with who I have shared nearly all my natural life with, nearly as much as my twin sister, just looked down at her daughter and said "yes"....

My friends are cunts.
Hilarious, adorable, and a bit "eww"
All the makings of an excellent anecdote


Thank you pervy Aunt Ava, as usual you lighten the entire thread :LOL::ROFLMAO:
 

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Well, that was a disaster.

I have this, Love of Magic and Last Sovereign installed on my Steam because why not.

My friend has an appointment, could I look after her daughter because things are going on at her home for the next couple of hours. Sure, I adore my friends kids, much better than having my own, I can give theirs back when i've had enough.

Things start well...

"Can I use your PC Aunt Ava ... why friends get the Aunt tag i'll never know but thanks to my friends and twinsy fucking like rabbits my extended family of Nieces and Nephews keeps growing and costing me more and more every year my god have these fuckers never heard of condoms?

Or at least blowjobs.

Anywhooo....

Can't hurt, i've got some decent games installed. If nothing else she can potter around in my Final Fantasy 14 and do my dailies for me. Yay free labour.

Not what happened though or I wouldn't be posting here.

So I need the toilet, like turtles head popping out kinda desperation but I also know i've got games on here she shouldn't be playing. I either supervise and risk turning myself into Aunt Ava the panty shitter forever or I trust my darling "niece" and run to the toilet.

She is a good kid, she won't let me down.






She let me down.

An innocent game about memories she thought.....

That 10 minute lapse where I voided my bowels to the very depths of hell quickly enough to worry i'd also squeeze out a Kidney was all it took.

My supposed sweet and innocent 13 year old niece later asked her mother, one of my bestest friends of all time, "has Aunt Ava always been a perv"....

My dearest friend with who I have shared nearly all my natural life with, nearly as much as my twin sister, just looked down at her daughter and said "yes"....

My friends are cunts.
Sounds like you made a ... Bad Memory.

Badum Tss
 

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idk, i guess if people count roleplay?, or mabey those people tv jokes about saying all sex is rape. idk ,
dude, it's a 3 year old post, no need to bring that up again.
Demonius maybe edit or delete that post, or it will be quoted over and over again, I think we both had enough of that xD

My supposed sweet and innocent 13 year old niece later asked her mother, one of my bestest friends of all time, "has Aunt Ava always been a perv"....

My dearest friend with who I have shared nearly all my natural life with, nearly as much as my twin sister, just looked down at her daughter and said "yes"....

My friends are cunts.
Hey, they just know you very well :p
Also, I'm sure with 13 years your niece has seen a lot of lewd stuff already anyway, thanks to the internet ;)
 
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Avaron1974

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Hey, they just know you very well :p
Also, I'm sure with 13 years your niece has seen a lot of lewd stuff already anyway, thanks to the internet ;)
Our schools are pretty good with their sex ed plus, like you said, the internet gives them all the porn they could ever wish for.

Pretty sure kids now know more about sex than I did at their age.

I just never expect that particular kid to ever say anything. She's the A+ student that is always super polite. It seems the young ones are all growing up and starting to come out of their shells a lil bit now.

Also means I need to restrict access to my Steam. I just find it far easier, and much more sensible, to buy games there rather than through Patreon. Keeps all my games in one place but my Steam is starting to look like porn paradise.

Should have used a second account like some people do.
 

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depending how old is then when we were young all we had was vhs/beta-tapes or cd/dvd-discs or movie theaters or filmreels.
 

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Should have used a second account like some people do.
I do that myself with good a experience so far. It's also easier to use Family Sharing with friends this way.

I have my main for all the usual wholesome games like FPS and gory games with none of that dangerous sexy stuff,
then a secondary for all my animu weeb games that aren't too lewd,
and a 3rd one for sexy times. The last one is not shared with anyone... yet. ;)
 
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Our schools are pretty good with their sex ed plus, like you said, the internet gives them all the porn they could ever wish for.

Pretty sure kids now know more about sex than I did at their age.

I just never expect that particular kid to ever say anything. She's the A+ student that is always super polite. It seems the young ones are all growing up and starting to come out of their shells a lil bit now.

Also means I need to restrict access to my Steam. I just find it far easier, and much more sensible, to buy games there rather than through Patreon. Keeps all my games in one place but my Steam is starting to look like porn paradise.

Should have used a second account like some people do.
Growing up, my mom bought me a book about biology / reproduction. My grandpa (her dad) let me keep a huge stash of hard core porn (who I got from a neighbor lady whose husband worked as a cross country trucker) in the tool shed inside the barn. This was long before the internet. Of all those hard core porn mags, I still liked Penthouse Forum the best.
 
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