I know, you were funny about it xD
How about this idea, we break the cycle by saying all characters are fun in their own way
1. Bella - Forbidden fruit, exotic yet must be hidden. Future drama incoming.
2. Sage - Overall well balanced character, great lay and fun humor.
3. Quinn - Tho caught up in criminal activity(for unknown reasons at this point), she is a hilarious character from the MC's view point if playing a DIK MC.
4. Zoey - technically only canon LI, she is currently void of any route progress, so she can be great if done right. I personally simp since she fits the type I hooked up with before getting married.
5. Jill - Pure of heart, to fault. Even tho naive, maybe not the best LI, but we should all be so lucky to have someone like her that cares for a friend like she does for MC, even if it sometimes has a negative effect.
6. Sarah and Mel - Fun DTF girls, who wouldn't enjoy a great lay like that in his college years?
7. Rio - Cute, getting her own voice more and more. The type you wanna protect. A damsel in destress.
8. Camilla - low on content, but I'd get with that ass any day.
9. Sally - NOT a fan, but hey, if a nerdy and closet freak is your thing, power to you.
10. Josy - hot lil midget. Not a fan of the MJ path, but she's cute and hot.
11. Nora - low on content, not my type of milf, but to each his own.
12. Lily - I like how she doesn't give a fuck about Quinn, but that also is worrying because if someone is not phased by bad, it's usually because they are worse. But low on content to have a real opinion of her, but I do find the mystery around her intriguing. Visually gives the best BJs in the game.
13. Nicole - as a father, I have no issue with her being a mom. I know quite a few single moms and I think they are damn heroes. I prefer Nicole over Lily, but that is personal taste, nothing major or diss like. But she is low on content so I don't have a real opinion of her.
14. Jade - Well, she's a psycho bitch, but hey, they are often good lays.
15. Cathy - Not a fan, but she acts in a mature way if you wanna end it. That alone makes her decent and level headed.
16. Gina, Tara and Tiffany - Would bang all 3, I like the type.
17. Becky - DPC seems to hate her, so I kind of feel sorry for her.
18. KRJ - I forget she exists, but to each his own.
19. Bianca - No content, no opinion besides: I'd smash that ass into oblivion.
20. Madame - A worthy reward for "Being a DIK"