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i want to get my hands on that moody nerd.i wanna know? Ain't no one here simp for Heather or that nerdy girl? just asking
she needs some manners fucked in.
i want to get my hands on that moody nerd.i wanna know? Ain't no one here simp for Heather or that nerdy girl? just asking
Yeah, they just do weightlifting. We've seen them play basketball and that's about it.On another fun tangent, anybody have any idea what the hell the jocks do at B&R?
There’s clearly no football (by which of course I mean American football); I don’t even think there are enough male students in the whole of B&R to field both offensive and defensive lineups, and fill a bench. You don’t try to build muscle mass, like Chad and Caleb do, so you can play soccer, basketball, lacrosse, baseball, volleyball, water polo, cycling, or tennis. It can’t be competitive bodybuilding, because they test for all the performance-enhancing things the jocks are confessedly taking.
Regardless, it’s gotta be something lucrative enough for the college to offer scholarships. And whatever it is, its season would have to start in winter or spring, because from what we can tell, they’ve not gone to any competitions in the fall quarter.
So… hockey?
They could do flag footballOn another fun tangent, anybody have any idea what the hell the jocks do at B&R?
There’s clearly no football (by which of course I mean American football); I don’t even think there are enough male students in the whole of B&R to field both offensive and defensive lineups, and fill a bench. You don’t try to build muscle mass, like Chad and Caleb do, so you can play soccer, basketball, lacrosse, baseball, volleyball, water polo, cycling, or tennis. It can’t be competitive bodybuilding, because they test for all the performance-enhancing things the jocks are confessedly taking.
Regardless, it’s gotta be something lucrative enough for the college to offer scholarships. And whatever it is, its season would have to start in winter or spring, because from what we can tell, they’ve not gone to any competitions in the fall quarter.
So… hockey?
you might be onto something. chad joined because he thought the sign up sheet said "capture the fag" and thought, its pretty insensitive but....fuck yeah!!They could do flag football
The diks and jocks can play against each other for BR frat championships and call it the flags for fags bowl in honor of chad and Troyyou might be onto something. chad joined because he thought the sign up sheet said "capture the fag" and thought, its pretty insensitive but....fuck yeah!!
be honest.....did leon ask you to suggest this?The diks and jocks can play against each other for BR frat championships and call it the flags for fags bowl in honor of chad and Troy
Maybe ... you might want to remind him only to slap butts during the gamebe honest.....did leon ask you to suggest this?
That's a good idea tbh, Pink Cake should release this idea somehow in new episodes.The diks and jocks can play against each other for BR frat championships and call it the flags for fags bowl in honor of chad and Troy
Yeah, I know they’ve got a thing for muscle gains. But they’re using steroids, and bodybuilding competitions regularly test for performance enhancers. Not just when there’s a suspicion of cheating, like the other sports: they always test for enhancers, because cheating is so rampant in bodybuilding. You’d have to be a real moron to think you could get away with it.no idea man, the little thing I remember is that they are a group of bodybuilders who participate in such competitions. if you check their comments on cluk they are always discussing defining their muscles or making them grow with different legal and illegal processes (steroids).
i did, it lead to a lot of very awkward questions on whats allowed during a huddle......thanks darkwenMaybe ... you might want to remind him only to slap butts during the game
i think at this point we all know that logic and laws do not apply in the DPC world depending on whether it is convenient or not for the plot.Yeah, I know they’ve got a thing for muscle gains. But they’re using steroids, and bodybuilding competitions regularly test for performance enhancers. Not just when there’s a suspicion of cheating, like the other sports: they always test for enhancers, because cheating is so rampant in bodybuilding. You’d have to be a real moron to think you could get away with it.
And yes, the Alphas are morons. But they wouldn’t just be disqualified; they’d lose their scholarships, and probably be expelled. Since they’ve been at B&R for a while (it’s implied Dawe has been there way too long), either cheating is a brand new thing they’re trying this quarter, or they’re in some other sport where they don’t regularly test for performance enhancers. And it can’t be a new thing, because Chad’s been using steroids as an excuse to not fuck Sage for years now.
The other catch is there’s no regular money in competitive weightlifting. All weightlifters have day jobs. That’s why it’s not a college sport either.
That wasn't my fault you know how he isi did, it lead to a lot of very awkward questions on whats allowed during a huddle......thanks darkwen
i believe this story takes place in the U.S. once youve reached the college level, all sports are subject to ped testing. but tbh, most of those tests can be beat. so i would have to counter your statment by saying.....only a moron would look at a body building comp and think they arent getting away with it.Yeah, I know they’ve got a thing for muscle gains. But they’re using steroids, and bodybuilding competitions regularly test for performance enhancers. Not just when there’s a suspicion of cheating, like the other sports: they always test for enhancers, because cheating is so rampant in bodybuilding. You’d have to be a real moron to think you could get away with it.
And yes, the Alphas are morons. But they wouldn’t just be disqualified; they’d lose their scholarships, and probably be expelled. Since they’ve been at B&R for a while (it’s implied Dawe has been there way too long), either cheating is a brand new thing they’re trying this quarter, or they’re in some other sport where they don’t regularly test for performance enhancers. And it can’t be a new thing, because Chad’s been using steroids as an excuse to not fuck Sage for years now.
The other catch is there’s no regular money in competitive weightlifting. All weightlifters have day jobs. That’s why it’s not a college sport either.
Many thanks.