It would be funny if the game ends with Vinny shooting MC and Josy leaning over him as he struggles to breathe, and then it cuts to MC in a hospital with Josy looking at him and she reveals that when Steve threw a tennis ball at Steve at the beginning, MC fell and hit his head on the ground and the whole game was a concussion-induced dream MC had in the ambulance.
Steve then walks in and puts his arm around Josy and dialogue reveals the two have been in a committed relationship the whole time.
MC acts confused and asks about Maya and if Josy is still going to Burgmeister & Royce, and Josy acts confused and says there is no college called Burgmeister & Royce, and she isn't even going to college because she's pregnant with Steve's kid, and then asks who Maya is. Josy doesn't even know MC's name and tells him to stop staring at her in the store as he's creeping her out.
Neal then comes in and tells MC he got rejected from community college because of all the fights he got into in high school and says he'll talk to his foreman about getting MC a job as a night watchman at the construction site.
The game ends with MC burying his head in his hands in the hospital and crying as he realizes that none of the game happened and he's doomed to spend his life working shit jobs for minimum wage.