shazba jnr

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It's Christmas Day here in Oz. I should be in bed waiting for Santa to sneak down the chimney, instead I'm posting to you motherfuckers (term of endearment of course).

Merry Christmas cunts! (more terms of aussie endearment, I swear).

Merry Christmas Everyone!

"Twas the Night Before Christmas"

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Gentlemen, it has been a very shit year for me for a lot of personal reasons.

I hope that things improve...

Still, enough about my shit life, 2024 flew faster than ever, and we were "graced" with no update this year...

Not going to lie, that made my year a bit worse, but despite that, I did extract a bit of happiness from the mess that is this thread.

From a random guy in the internet to all the others here, thank you! The image above is my "present" for some people here, they really make here a fun place. Everyone there is a Pillar in this thread and I wouldn't have it any other way.

I wish you all a Merry Christmas and an even better new year.

BTW if you know who all the people in the image are without the cheat below get help lol


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If this inane thread can bring even a little bit of joy to you when you're down, then I guess that's something. :giggle:

Hope the new year picks up for you, and if not, at least episode 11 will be out... (y)

I was on reddit recently and liked this post..... It said that these characters have no haters, which I don't agree with.

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MC is stupid, ill-mannered, and annoyingly self-righteous. I was especially pissed off when MC barely knowing Bella for a month started prying into her personal life and asking her about that locked room, to which Jill correctly pointed out to stay out of the wrong place. Dude, do you even have an upbringing?
Derek
He's like MC, ill-mannered and stupid. But he's still a good friend to rely on. He is definitely more sympathetic than MC.
Jacob
A very boring character who is given an inordinate amount of screen time. He's also a coward. Overall, I have a neutral opinion of him.
JohhnyB
Probably the thing I dislike the most is his cuckold fetishes. If he was my buddy in real life, I would despise him. But it's a game, so it's fine.
Lily
This whole “king and queen” crap sounds and looks really ridiculous and funny. That's what annoys me the most about Lily. Well on top of that she's narcissistic, but that's not something that would be a problem if I'm only fucking her and not building a family with her.
Nicole
Okay, even if we forget that she's a stripper and a prostitute, she does drugs and has a son. What if her son finds her pot and smokes it? I think Nicole is a shitty mom. And I would never date a girl like that.
Elena
She openly flirts with guys knowing she's in a relationship with Johnny. No matter how Johnny feels about it, and even though he may like it, it all looks very bad.
Given your criteria for hating, I'm thinking all the characters are making Santa's naughty list this year. They're either selling drugs, doing drugs, paying for prostitutes, being prostitutes, stripping, watching strippers, cheating, teachers fucking students, students fucking teachers, liars, bullies, shifty cunts (I'm looking at you Nick), and all round douches.

The only character that deserves no hate is Neil, but even he lured his girlfriend into poverty and she died... Actually, he's probably the worst one of all now that I think about it! :eek:
 

Better Cock Spock

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It's Christmas Day here in Oz. I should be in bed waiting for Santa to sneak down the chimney, instead I'm posting to you motherfuckers (term of endearment of course).

Merry Christmas cunts! (more terms of aussie endearment, I swear).



If this inane thread can bring even a little bit of joy to you when you're down, then I guess that's something. :giggle:

Hope the new year picks up for you, and if not, at least episode 11 will be out... (y)



Given your criteria for hating, I'm thinking all the characters are making Santa's naughty list this year. They're either selling drugs, doing drugs, paying for prostitutes, being prostitutes, stripping, watching strippers, cheating, teachers fucking students, students fucking teachers, liars, bullies, shifty cunts (I'm looking at you Nick), and all round douches.

The only character that deserves no hate is Neil, but even he lured his girlfriend into poverty and she died... Actually, he's probably the worst one of all now that I think about it! :eek:
Even Marvin is on the naughty list, his mother is a whore and his parents are divorced :KEK:
 

Ray_D

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Nov 13, 2022
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Merry Christmas Everyone!

"Twas the Night Before Christmas"

View attachment 4370198

Gentlemen, it has been a very shit year for me for a lot of personal reasons.

I hope that things improve...

Still, enough about my shit life, 2024 flew faster than ever, and we were "graced" with no update this year...

Not going to lie, that made my year a bit worse, but despite that, I did extract a bit of happiness from the mess that is this thread.

From a random guy in the internet to all the others here, thank you! The image above is my "present" for some people here, they really make here a fun place. Everyone there is a Pillar in this thread and I wouldn't have it any other way.

I wish you all a Merry Christmas and an even better new year.

BTW if you know who all the people in the image are without the cheat below get help lol


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Thanks to my boy KaiserST for taking me into account, the only thing I regret this year is not being able to see my girls and my side hoes. God damn it DPC. :BootyTime:
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iamcomming

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I was on reddit recently and liked this post..... It said that these characters have no haters, which I don't agree with.

МС
MC is stupid, ill-mannered, and annoyingly self-righteous. I was especially pissed off when MC barely knowing Bella for a month started prying into her personal life and asking her about that locked room, to which Jill correctly pointed out to stay out of the wrong place. Dude, do you even have an upbringing?
Derek
He's like MC, ill-mannered and stupid. But he's still a good friend to rely on. He is definitely more sympathetic than MC.
Jacob
A very boring character who is given an inordinate amount of screen time. He's also a coward. Overall, I have a neutral opinion of him.
JohhnyB
Probably the thing I dislike the most is his cuckold fetishes. If he was my buddy in real life, I would despise him. But it's a game, so it's fine.
Lily
This whole “king and queen” crap sounds and looks really ridiculous and funny. That's what annoys me the most about Lily. Well on top of that she's narcissistic, but that's not something that would be a problem if I'm only fucking her and not building a family with her.
Nicole
Okay, even if we forget that she's a stripper and a prostitute, she does drugs and has a son. What if her son finds her pot and smokes it? I think Nicole is a shitty mom. And I would never date a girl like that.
Elena
She openly flirts with guys knowing she's in a relationship with Johnny. No matter how Johnny feels about it, and even though he may like it, it all looks very bad.
wow, i couldnt imagine anyone who hate Elena
 

godkingxerxes

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Sep 27, 2020
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I was on reddit recently and liked this post..... It said that these characters have no haters, which I don't agree with.

МС
MC is stupid, ill-mannered, and annoyingly self-righteous. I was especially pissed off when MC barely knowing Bella for a month started prying into her personal life and asking her about that locked room, to which Jill correctly pointed out to stay out of the wrong place. Dude, do you even have an upbringing?
Derek
He's like MC, ill-mannered and stupid. But he's still a good friend to rely on. He is definitely more sympathetic than MC.
Jacob
A very boring character who is given an inordinate amount of screen time. He's also a coward. Overall, I have a neutral opinion of him.
JohhnyB
Probably the thing I dislike the most is his cuckold fetishes. If he was my buddy in real life, I would despise him. But it's a game, so it's fine.
Lily
This whole “king and queen” crap sounds and looks really ridiculous and funny. That's what annoys me the most about Lily. Well on top of that she's narcissistic, but that's not something that would be a problem if I'm only fucking her and not building a family with her.
Nicole
Okay, even if we forget that she's a stripper and a prostitute, she does drugs and has a son. What if her son finds her pot and smokes it? I think Nicole is a shitty mom. And I would never date a girl like that.
Elena
She openly flirts with guys knowing she's in a relationship with Johnny. No matter how Johnny feels about it, and even though he may like it, it all looks very bad.
Bang on with Fuckface, kid's a cunt. Can't wait for him to knocked out.
 
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Even Marvin is on the naughty list, his mother is a whore and his parents are divorced :KEK:
Marvin's a little shit. You can just tell... :mad:
I love how we haven't even formally met the kid yet but his stupid ass name is enough for us all to shit on his entire being :LUL:
When is he gonna finish this? It's almost eight years since the release.
Uh... You must have gotten bad grades in math, bub. DPC barely started his first game 8 years ago, let alone this one...
 

Lord Bradley

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Personality: Josy (or Maya without the whining)
Hey it's Christmas not Harry Potter, be realistic. :D

Loved to see everyone's contribution to my Frankensteinmas minigame, I tried not to encourage cheaters who picked multiple parts from same girl unless Nicole was mentioned (which is my weakness) or clever loopholes such as Darkwen the Josy lover used. Cheers and have happy holidays everyone! :coffee:
 
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