Macky009

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I was just on reddit and there was a post about the hottest sex scene. Everything is great until I saw the last image. I almost puke what I've eaten in my dinner

 

Maccabbee

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You forget that despite thinking Nora is an old lady, MC has a magic dick ;)

I do have a shitload. A fuckload. A metric fuckton of gifs :HideThePain:

It's fucking stupid that all of a sudden, MC has to pick and choose who he fucks in this one particular instance, when the rest of the time his stamina is infinite and his balls bottomless.
Not quite infinite and bottomless. Remember the HOT party, and Sage's rating drop if you fuck around with others first. Too much "beer," my ass!
 

The Dick

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You forget that despite thinking Nora is an old lady, MC has a magic dick ;)
Indeed... How could I foeget MC's Magick Dick can even create ovula ex nihilo.

I do have a shitload. A fuckload. A metric fuckton of gifs :HideThePain:
Do you have any Sarah's? B.t.w., I stole this below


You're missing out on a lot :whistle:
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Which reminds me of this one that's also about stroking

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B.t.w., how do I shrink them? I remember, when you posted, it was small...

It's fucking stupid that all of a sudden, MC has to pick and choose who he fucks in this one particular instance, when the rest of the time his stamina is infinite and his balls bottomless.
Maybe it was love... It happened to me once... I was too much in love and couldn't hold myself... (Though, curiously, this happens when you've been fucking around and ignoring sage, leaving her for last, so, no... It wasn't love... It was because Mr. DPC's either a virgin or a lesbian...)

I don't have Madame Rose (I just can't). But I have Heather, Rose & Maya that you don't.

I'm also not sure why I don't have Tiff when it's the same as Ashley (I guess it's just not implemented).

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You've been cheating or am I missing something? Because, AFAICR, one can't have both Rose (needs to be at Derek's) and Ashley (needs to be at Sage's)...

If you been cheating, bad, bad boy... Madame Rose will punish you...
 

NyVar

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I don't have Madame Rose (I just can't). But I have Heather, Rose & Maya that you don't.

I'm also not sure why I don't have Tiff when it's the same as Ashley (I guess it's just not implemented).

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i like how it's not overkill.. i mean it's been several weeks in-game (americans start in september, or? and in ep.11 it's close to xmas?) Sure, MC is a fuckboy :p or as we said in the late 90's early 00's, just a regular guy.
what do you think the total number is, ballpark it :p MC's body count + the girls', haha
 
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The Dick

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Sure, MC is a fuckboy :p or as we said in the late 90's early 00's, just a regular guy.
You mean "what an average guy would like to be," right? Because he fucked more than the (statistical) average guy will fuck in his lifetime (even more when we consider quality / short time span). I think only a gay guy before AIDS could fuck as much as the MC does... Which is even weirder when we remind ourselves he was a semi-virgin at the beginning of the game...
 
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Maccabbee

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You mean "what an average guy would like to be," right? Because he fucked more than the (statistical) average guy will fuck in his lifetime (even more when we consider quality / short time span). I think only a gay guy before AIDS could fuck as much as the MC does... Which is even weirder when we remind ourselves he was a semi-virgin at the beginning of the game...
Semi-virgin? WTF? Is that like "a little pregnant?"

The only partner we know about is Zoey, but they fucked like rabbits. I don't know for sure if there was anyone else before B&R, but with his Magic Dick, anything is possible.
 
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