Ennoch

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...Unlike we Jill and Bella fans. We must keep vigil. Yes, we love soo much watermelon pun guys making fun of our precious ones. Oh smile we do, nod nod yes. But then if one day some dude won't show up at campus anymore, just vanish under suspicious circumstances. Then.. you gonna find one oddly grinning mc sitting in the mess hall munching on a sliced melon with gusto. Don't bother him. Don't ask him if he knows anything because of course he doesn't!

He just fucking loves melons.
 

Nevu

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Tybalt wouldn't kill her...
Also lets start a new wave, instead of fleshlights, lets all use watermelons instead.
Hmmm you're onto something here. If someone walked in and saw a watermelon, they would be less suspicious compared to seeing a fleshlight there.
 

Nevu

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Why would you say that? That's too much.

Seeing how close their rooms are, do you guys think that Tybalt might sneak into her room, steal her panties and maker his melons wear them?
Your really gonna pull the edit card, huh?
Also I think that's exactly what Tybalt was doing when we caught him, he was walking out her room with her panties so he must have need them for something.
 
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vir_cotto

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Tybalt wouldn't kill her...
Also lets start a new wave, instead of fleshlights, lets all use watermelons instead.
I think you are wrong. That kind of broken man would kill even those he likes - probably wanting to "take them with him to the other side".
 
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