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shazba

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A truly wonderful date at the mall and, on top of that, I acquired a new suit for my upcoming presentation on why welfare doesn't motivate the unemployed to work.



THIS SON OF A BITCH IS CHANTING TO JILL
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You know what I reckon went down...

Tybbles (to be referred to throughout this post as "The Cunt"), simply asked Jill (to be referred to throughout this post as "The Retarded Bitch") to accompany him to buy a new suit as he values her taste.

The Retarded Bitch, who only knows how to say "no" when sex is involved, agreed to this platonic venture, only to have The Cunt try to frame it as a date. You can see the disdain in The Retarded Bitch's scowl as The Cunt takes advantage of the situation.

I'm sure at the end of the fake date, The Retarded Cunt, I mean Bitch, will chastise The Cunt for misleading people, but she (The Retarded Bitch) still won't write him off as the cunt (I mean The Cunt) he is.

Yes, that is how it will go down... :unsure:
 
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Casmyr

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Cas!!!! Don't even say that shit to me man. I don't need the thought in my head. Damn man I thought we were friends? :LOL:
We are! But the name of the game is being a dik
Because I see the UI is different when they're talking. The dialogue is centered rather than off to the side.
I think you can change that in the settings. But then again I prob shouldn't have made my other statement about there being only 2 versions.
Because I'm big money cas and have only played the official releases
 

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We are! But the name of the game is being a dik

I think you can change that in the settings. But then again I prob shouldn't have made my other statement about there being only 2 versions.
Because I'm big money cas and have only played the official releases
Alright Cas thanks I'll look. I need something to calm down and do while I'm waiting for my blood pressure to normalize and the DPC pledge thing to go through. Still not showing up on the account. Didn't take the other two this long.

EDIT: Yeah the UI text box I missed. Now I feel better about that.
 

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But let's be honest Shazba.
6 coincidences that point to one?

I don't want it either, but...what can you do.:cry:

On the other hand James is Josy's father and in EP10 everything will be alright again. Well, maybe not. If Josy is pregnant by Lucas, my MC doesn't want her anymore and my MC makes triplets with Maya.:ROFLMAO:
Weren't you and Chip fighting over ownership of Josy like 2 days ago
 
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godkingxerxes

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Even though that tweet is 90% a April Fools joke from ya boy Oinkcakes, if it is real, it would likely not be seen by people on the Jill path.

Could be used to motivate people to get back on the Jill train. Like Xerxes ain't gonna stand by and let Tybalt get any pussy, let alone born again not quite pristine but we can pretend pussy.

Fuck you Tybalt we comin for you.
 
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Dr. Psychedelic

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A truly wonderful date at the mall and, on top of that, I acquired a new suit for my upcoming presentation on why welfare doesn't motivate the unemployed to work.



THIS SON OF A BITCH IS CHANTING TO JILL
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That's Enough
Coinzell get Your Tank Squadron Ready
We're Invading Sweden

this One Trick Pony needs some Straightening Out/Rehabilitation
Noice April Fool Joke by the Way
 
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Dr. Psychedelic

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Fake or not, I want the fucker dead. I want his head on a platter where I can stick it with pins and large knitting needles. And I want to stick a fork in each eye.

This is how I cope with my rage. :LOL:
If you need Professional Hitmen just Let us know
They will bring his head on a Platter
also, There is a Capo/Captain position open in our Family
If U feel like it just Visit the Bar
 

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If you need Professional Hitmen just Let us know
They will bring his head on a Platter
I'm sure it's all bullshit ᴘsʏᴄʜᴇᴅᴇʟɪᴄ but a part of me, until I know for sure, is dreading the update and going through it. It's hard to know what is false and what is truth with these games, especially on this site, and more specifically, in this thread.

Whoever thought of April Fool's is one mean, evil, conniving sonofabitch
 

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I'm sure it's all bullshit ᴘsʏᴄʜᴇᴅᴇʟɪᴄ but a part of me, until I know for sure, is dreading the update and going through it. It's hard to know what is false and what is truth with these games, especially on this site, and more specifically, in this thread.

Whoever thought of April Fool's is one mean, evil, conniving sonofabitch
I checked the Source it's official
but it's 1st April
and I have a hunch that it's gonna be 50/50
 

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I checked the Source it's official
but it's 1st April
and I have a hunch that it's gonna be 50/50
If this is part of the storyline with the blackmail and she has to give in to whatever he asks with dates and whatnot, I know it's just a game and all, but it doesn't stop me from feeling something genuine for her. If it's going to be a "rub it in your face and you can't do anything about it" thing, I have no idea how off the rocker I will be and how I will react.

I mean I legitimately turn into a very dangerous violent person if I get pushed too far.
 
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Dr. Psychedelic

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If this is part of the storyline with the blackmail and she has to give in to whatever he asks with dates and whatnot, I know it's just a game and all, but it doesn't stop me from feeling something genuine for her. If it's going to be a "rub it in your face and you can't do anything about it" thing, I have no idea how off the rocker I will be and how I will react.

I mean I legitimately turn into a very dangerous violent person if I get pushed too far.
I resisted Punching Tybalt
but If he doesn't stop it
he is gonna get these Hands
 

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A truly wonderful date at the mall and, on top of that, I acquired a new suit for my upcoming presentation on why welfare doesn't motivate the unemployed to work.



THIS SON OF A BITCH IS CHANTING TO JILL
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A Picture Showing the Stupidity of the Pink Cake
 

Warscared

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You should remember dalli, I have bipolar schizoaffective, I'm certified by three shrinks, social security, and the federal govt as basically being crazy.

Can't beat that. :LOL:
you should have went the sociopath development tree! far more rewarding and less emotional taxing! you could even upgrade to psychopath eventually just like me! bipolar is a good start but getting mixed with that schizo stuff is just a waste of talent!
 

Deleted member 3313072

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Well according to what two of my shrinks said to me, I should not be in public, working, driving, or around people in general.

That's pretty damn ominous to me.

Anyway, Tybalt must die. (had to say something on topic so I don't get banned from the thread)
 
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