Hah, no, but thanks for the laugh. No, it's legitimately a medical condition as a result of my nephrectomy for cancer. Left-side scrotal hydrocele. It is.. significant in scope.
Makes driving my car a bit difficult, too. Was supposed to have a procedure done yesterday but the clinic didn't have the right chemical agent on hand for the shrinkage & scarring process. Had to re-book it towards the end of May when the doc will be back at that same location with an open schedule.
Prior to that I only wore them when working outside or crawling under the car for something. I'm old, though, it'll be a tough challenge to get me to change my ways on this once I've been 'cured'.