I know you guys have moved on from this one already, but I needed my beauty sleep, I didn't have time to respond properly.
So maybe I missed it, but what's all this about covering the piano in the first place? Do we actually see it covered?
Also, how much of a dumbass is the mc? He runs up to Sage, who's sitting at Jill's piano and says, "We're gonna rain hellfire down on this mansion, get your bountiful ass and and soft, but not saggy tits out of here!" He doesn't for a second go, "Jill's piano... OOOOH FUUUUCK!!!! LORD EARL GREY, DON'T DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!". Dumbass...