- Jun 8, 2020
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I may not agree with your position 100%, but I have to agree that Derek is one of the best wingmen/friends ever.Holy shit, the disrespect here is just unbelievable. How the high and mighty forget. Are you guys just amnesic or hopelessly ungrateful ? Some things have to be said, we're lucky to have Derek, not the other way around.
Do I need to remind you that the MC was about to leave B&R like the pathetic snowflake he really is ? If it was not for Derek, the MC would have returned to his fucking minimarket, kissing Steve's skinny pimpled ass and day-dreaming about awkward virgin conversations with an imaginary Josy. Derek convinced him to say and offered him to share his own sister's dorm for fuck's sake.
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The sole reason why you can now fuck more young chicks than Manuel Ferrara in his prime :
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The sole reason why you can feed your oedipus complex with Milfs :
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Is this fucking BRO who had your back View attachment 1468722
During the Gay Guard Alert, the MC would have ended in jail with his reputation completely ruined if it wasn't for this guy View attachment 1468722 who saved the day in the most gracious possible way :
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And it's not over ! Do you really believe for a second than a complete Chick MC or even worse, a Jill-only-path MC ( strange species but that's not the point ) could pass the Hell's Week on his own ? A MC who refuses to wear the dildo helmet, doesn't have his cock signed by a stripper, refuses to give a wedgie, to prank the alpha, to fuck Quinn on the roof, to fuck Jade ? This guy would be allowed to stay in the Dik mansion ? Let be serious, please The answer is no. Fortunately for him, his bro had his back once again and carried out all the hard tasks.
I'm speaking to you all, Chick player and Jill's hardcore fans ! If you can parade with your DIK jacket like you're owning the world and have sweet candid talks about rainbow and unicorn with Saint Mary.
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It's because Derek sacrificed everything to make you succeed. He gave everything; his body, his soul, his integrity, his reputation, his semen for the cause.
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Not to mention he refused the price for the greater good, not like some egoistic dickhead too busy sucking breasts of Linda's long lost deformed older sister.
Now you should ask yourself one thing, guys. What have you done in return ? Except banging his own sister, you ungrateful despicable jerks ? And Patrick is the villain ? Let me laugh !
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The BEST thing is....how you put this post together. Yes, it's a pissed-off slightly abusive angry rant - but it is from the heart and ends up being funny as hell and definitely gets your point across in a well thought out manner!!
I applaud you for your literary contribution to this forum and dedication to Wingman Extraordinaire Derek!!