Hah, I'd add to your crime list at the Dorm Party, seeing Sally so distraught and not even giving the MC an option to come back and coax her for a dance to 'set the stage' for more, later? Come on.Some glorious moments this episode, and some unacceptable crimes:
First the crimes:
Now for some of the glories:
- Now I've never had two girls in bikinis lying with their heads in my lap, but I'm assuming it's not far different from one girl in a bikini lying on my lap, and there is no way, in the history of ever, that in a budding sexual romance such as theirs, that the mc's hands wouldn't have been under their bikini tops feeling their tits. It's just what you fucking do in a situation like that!
- Riona... WTF!? The mc white knighted the shit outta her. He hunted that stalking motherfucker down like Deckard on a replicant's ass, brought him on his knees to face the music, and all he gets a kiss?! They were at a dorm party! There was a girl there getting spit-roasted, and all the mc got was a kiss?! Riona was going outta her mind, she was losing her shit over this stalking cunt. I'm sorry, but given their history, a kiss just isn't good enough!
- The Madame. Yes the fucking Madame! After I finished raping the game, there were two scenes that were left unlocked. I'm thinking, who are these two lovely side babes that my mc has neglected? Turns out it wasn't two lovely ladies, it was just one big old one! Sage didn't even get two gallery scenes this episode! Fuck off you old cunt!
- On the subject of Sage, apart from the threesome (which was more about Quinn to me), Sage got nothing. Even the walk in the woods had the massive anvil hanging over it of the MC having to dump every other girl. Unless I'm missing something, this was definitely not Sage's episode.
- Becky... We didn't get to thank her for organising the party.
Unless I missed something, she didn't even acknowledge the mc. That would have been OK if nothing happened between them in ep7, but if she blew him, there definitely should have been a round two, and if he left her puking her guts out in the toilet, there definitely should have been some angry glances. No, it was like they never met before, she totally ghosted him. Considering she's "Hey, you."ing him on Rooster after the HOT's party, it seemed forgotten.
- Halloween. That all I'm saying. Hallo-fucking-ween!
There's lots more. It was a good episode, where most of its shit was handled well. Some mysteries were solved and some dramas came to an end. As a season finale, I think it was good, and while many saw the cliff hanger coming, it was still a good note to end on.
- Oh that date with Bella. I'm talking that first train wreck of a burning house! Who here has not fucked up a date early in their lives and considered jumping out the restroom window and going to join the circus to avoid the humiliation? I'm glad they sorted their shit out though, so it was just light entertainment rather than a 4 episode long awkward plotline.
- Jill. This was her time to shine.
- Her piano recital, she did it! And the duet finally came! (Of course if the mc doesn't help her, she tanks like a motherfucker - so practice the guitar boys, you can't leave our Jillybean hanging!)
- The dinner with friends. That was so chill and casual. I was thinking we were gonna have to sit through an awful meal with a bunch of Tybalts, or witness another of her stalkers, instead everyone was golden. And who hasn't downed an excessive amount of wasabi to try to impress someone? As soon as I saw it on the plate I knew our boy was fucked.
- And watching Jill take down Tybalt. She took a 2 episode long drama, stuck a shotgun up it's ass and blew it away. However that scene plays out, watching Tybalt howling in the background was priceless. And the waiter with his confetti, his timing was impeccable!
- And the moment we've all been waiting for. And waiting and waiting for. It defied all porn game logic. There was no "hand job this episode", "blowjob next episode", "cunnilingus after that", "oh no I'm too afraid, take it out" bullshit. Our girl committed and it was all she could have hoped for. We've been denied so long, when the time came, it was truly surreal.
- Sage, Quinn and the mc? Did anyone believe this would happen? Well it fucking did! And Quinn was wearing that creepy face mask the whole time too, what more could anyone ask for! I'm just glad RanliLabz didn't write the scene, otherwise it would have been the mc's ass that Quinn was stuffing!
- Josy on the diving board! That shit came outta nowhere! I thought she was fearless bitch, diving off the pier naked, kicking Tommy in the balls, but to see her crawling around like fucking Spiderman was priceless!
Where's the story going from here? Fuck knows. But I imagine there's a Halloween party coming...
