VN Ren'Py Being a DIK [v0.10.1] [DrPinkCake]

[CreedH00d]

I just finished Season 2. WOW. If I was indecisive about choosing one of the girls before... And now, our first "love" appears again...Oh boy

I only hope we get the option to enter into a relationship with Riona I cannot get enough of her!!

 

[felicemastronzo]

Following the infinite monkey theorem, dalli writes so many theories that there is a non-zero chance that one of them is true. Though, according to Occam's razor principle, his simplest theorie will be the most likely.
Conclusion, dalli is a monkey with a razor may be right and should not be disdained so quickly.

the most surprised would still be himself....

 

[PashafromRussia]

Hey Dalli, give back Pasha's account please. Post your crazy ass theories that you pull out of your ass from one account only.

It's certainly fun, but if DPС had pulled it off, I would have applauded him. I love an unreliable storyteller.

 

[PashafromRussia]

Live footage from a prostitution case on campus. Agent Tremolo recruits Sage and Quinn to testify in court.

 

[PashafromRussia]

MС is an FBI agent?

1)Why did the poor guy get a college acceptance letter when how was the wealthier Josie on the enrollment list?

2) Why does Quinn immediately show such interest in MС? There was not even a prerequisite for this. Unless she suspects that he is an FBI agent and wants to be safe in the coming storm.

3) Where did Neil get such expensive furniture? Did he rob a furniture store?

4) MС is not worried about Tybalt at all. He knows that he will soon arrest his father and mother and he doesn't care about him that he can beat him in front of everyone, and write in the report that he attacked an agent while performing a task!

5) Why does he have a big dick? It's obvious that he used it to recruit girls!

 

[lipe2410]

I just finished Season 2. WOW. If I was indecisive about choosing one of the girls before... And now, our first "love" appears again...Oh boy

I only hope we get the option to enter into a relationship with Riona I cannot get enough of her!!

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With a morning hangover and still beautifull

 

[Redd23]

Following the infinite monkey theorem, dalli writes so many theories that there is a non-zero chance that one of them is true. Though, according to Occam's razor principle, his simplest theorie will be the most likely.
Conclusion, dalli is a monkey with a razor may be right and should not be disdained so quickly.

If we're taking bets on which of his theories will be proved right, my money is on this one that he came up with right after the release of Episode 7.

Admittingly, when I picked that post for the Dalli Studies 101 Quiz, I never imagined there would be a chance of it coming true (although, technically speaking, he'd be only half right).

That's the most terrifying part - no matter how crazy specific theory seems to be, there this thought in the back of your head that this actually might be how things will turn out. And Sage's father helping Maya with tuition suddenly started to be somewhat of a possibility, comparing to the state from 6 months ago, when nobody really took it under consideration
(I still doubt the tuition arc will be resolved as easy as that, but you know what I mean )

 

[Warscared]

the most surprised would still be himself....

DEPENDS, i have a theory that dalli_x is DPC jungian shadow so he is spilling out what he would trully do if he was not confined by patreon steam and social rules!

or in other words what DPC inconscient mind trully wants to create but reality and expectations do not allow him to!

Nobody:

Warscared: Now, wait a minute! The first letter in Jade's name is J, and her family name is Burke which starts with B, so that's J.B right? Who in the game has initials J.B?

JOHN BOY!

He is actually John Burke and is actually Stephen and Jade's third child and Stephen's secret mole in the DIK's.

#StayWoke

i did that theory once... not falling for it ever again...

but i did do it in the same post i called Jill a rich uptight inbreed cunt when the jillistan´s where waging holy war in her name at anyone who pointed out she was anything less then perfect!

 

[Lostanddamned]

That's the most terrifying part - no matter how crazy specific theory seems to be, there this thought in the back of your head that this actually might be how things will turn out. And Sage's father helping Maya with tuition suddenly started to be somewhat of a possibility, comparing to the state from 6 months ago, when nobody really took it under consideration
(I still doubt the tuition arc will be resolved as easy as that, but you know what I mean )

MC, Sage, Maya and Josy: *go to meet Stephen and Jade and explain Maya's situation*

Burke: You know what? We'll take care of it, you don't have to worry about it. End of conversation.

MC, Maya, Josy, this entire thread:

 

[felicemastronzo]

MC, Sage, Maya and Josy: *go to meet Stephen and Jade and explain Maya's situation*

Burke: You know what? We'll take care of it, you don't have to worry about it. End of conversation.

MC, Maya, Josy, this entire thread:

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99% will end up like this

but there will surely be some reflection in the pupil that will reveal where is the holy grail

 

[Lostanddamned]

99% will end up like this

but there will surely be some reflection in the pupil that will reveal where is the holy grail

Nobody:

Warscared: Now, wait a minute! The first letter in Jade's name is J, and her family name is Burke which starts with B, so that's J.B right? Who in the game has initials J.B?

JOHN BOY!

He is actually John Burke and is actually Stephen and Jade's third child and Stephen's secret mole in the DIK's.

#StayWoke

 

[lolbob3]

Following the infinite monkey theorem, dalli writes so many theories that there is a non-zero chance that one of them is true. Though, according to Occam's razor principle, his simplest theorie will be the most likely.
Conclusion, dalli is a monkey with a razor may be right and should not be disdained so quickly.

i found an error in your guide, its on page 29,

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[vogelbeest]

this one is incorrect, i was massive chick and no scene.

Are you currently in a relation with her? Can't exactly remember where this happens in the story, but if you're not on the Maya/Josy path after you talked with them both you will not get that outcome no matter what your affinity is...

 

[Warscared]

Nobody:

Warscared: Now, wait a minute! The first letter in Jade's name is J, and her family name is Burke which starts with B, so that's J.B right? Who in the game has initials J.B?

JOHN BOY!

He is actually John Burke and is actually Stephen and Jade's third child and Stephen's secret mole in the DIK's.

#StayWoke

i did that theory once... not falling for it ever again...

but i did do it in the same post i called Jill a rich uptight inbreed cunt when the jillistan´s where waging holy war in her name at anyone who pointed out she was anything less then perfect! so the backlash could have also came from there!

but that means that Jade and Stephen marriage is so disfunctional that all their kids have become wierd to deal with whatever trauma having a sleezebag for a father and a feminist cunt for a mother does to you...

MC, Sage, Maya and Josy: *go to meet Stephen and Jade and explain Maya's situation*

Burke: You know what? We'll take care of it, you don't have to worry about it. End of conversation.

MC, Maya, Josy, this entire thread:

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not gonna work like that!

you must also add...
Stephen: Sage i love you but in return for this i will need your help with winning your mothers love back,
Stephen: things have been hard for us ever since you kids left the house!
Sage: ofc father, i know i have not been the best of daughters but i promiss i will... *sobbing* try !
Sage: sorry i ...i do not know how to deal with strong emotions!
Stephen: shoulders crumble and looks down as if breaking down
Sage: i am sorry daddy, i do not want to make you ...
Stephen: *with tears in his eyes*, no sweety its never you, it was never you, just know i love you so much that... its hard!
Sage: Daddy ...
jade: Oh ffs stop being a bunch of whiny cunts you 2!
jade: we will provide but you better start showing up for the family gatherings and our PR public events!
Sage: But mommy,
jade: do not mommy me, you can not play me like you play your father!
Sage: OK *sad look*
jade: and none of those harlot costumes you tend to wear, dress smartly and apropriatly!
Sage: maya... you have costed my soul!
maya: but...
Tybalt: can i go now? i gotta visit the fruit market to check if the watermellons are ripe this year!
Johnathan Burke: well, yes go and do that you weirdo and stop messing with my friend Jill Royce!
Tybalt: JB ever since you joined the DIK`S you became a cunt!
Jade: Tybalts, LANGUAGE YOUNG MAN!
Stephen: i assumed i had taught you better then that!
Sage: oh. come on, give the poor boy a break! its not his fault you dropped on his head when he was a baby!
Jade: i never dropped him on his head!
Sage: ok ... guess he was just born a retard!
JB: Nahh such levels require constant practice!
Stephen: Also i expect this family dinamics stays within this house Maya Josy and MC...
jade: Also Maya perhaps you could help my boy Tybalt get a girlfriend? if not you perhaps your cute friends?
maya: who Josy?
Jade: Nahh, i already have a straight boy, i mean the MC... i would be the hottest milf in town if i had a gay son!
Tybalt: I AM NOT GAY, DAMMIT!
Jade: come on Tybalt do it for the family! besides its not like being straight as done you any good, perhaps some dick sucking could turn you normal!
Stephen: Jade please!
jade: SHUT UP STEPHEN YOU DAMM CUCK!

Well, I don't have a monkey and a typewriter, so the infinite monkey theorem is out of the question for me. The principle of Occam's razor is more my thing.

But actually I'm influenced by my earlier active chess days. I pursue every possible variation.

Example Sage:
Sage said herself that Quinn knows where she comes from. Burke's name was not mentioned. But we know what milieu Quinn comes from. It is logical to think about whether Sage and Quinn knew each other before B&R or what they have in common from the past.

what was you link in chess? i was once 1900 but dropped down to 1700 once i stoped playing regularly!

MC is dead and Derek is reading his memoir to the future of B&R.

actually my theory is Quinn because many of the things in the story would be unknown to the MC but all of those scenes are known to Quinn!

 

[Lostanddamned]

i did that theory once... not falling for it ever again...

but i did do it in the same post i called Jill a rich uptight inbreed cunt when the jillistan´s where waging holy war in her name at anyone who pointed out she was anything less then perfect! so the backlash could have also came from there!

but that means that Jade and Stephen marriage is so disfunctional that all their kids have become wierd to deal with whatever trauma having a sleezebag for a father and a feminist cunt for a mother does to you...

not gonna work like that!

you must also add...
Stephen: Sage i love you but in return for this i will need your help with winning your mothers love back,
Stephen: things have been hard for us ever since you kids left the house!
Sage: ofc father, i know i have not been the best of daughters but i promiss i will... *sobbing* try !
Sage: sorry i ...i do not know how to deal with strong emotions!
Stephen: shoulders crumble and looks down as if breaking down
Sage: i am sorry daddy, i do not want to make you ...
Stephen: *with tears in his eyes*, no sweety its never you, it was never you, just know i love you so much that... its hard!
Sage: Daddy ...
jade: Oh ffs stop being a bunch of whiny cunts you 2!
jade: we will provide but you better start showing up for the family gatherings and our PR public events!
Sage: But mommy,
jade: do not mommy me, you can not play me like you play your father!
Sage: OK *sad look*
jade: and none of those harlot costumes you tend to wear, dress smartly and apropriatly!
Sage: maya... you have costed my soul!
maya: but...
Tybalt: can i go now? i gotta visit the fruit market to check if the watermellons are ripe this year!
Johnathan Burke: well, yes go and do that you weirdo and stop messing with my friend Jill Royce!
Tybalt: JB ever since you joined the DIK`S you became a cunt!
Jade: Tybalts, LANGUAGE YOUNG MAN!
Stephen: i assumed i had taught you better then that!
Sage: oh. come on, give the poor boy a break! its not his fault you dropped on his head when he was a baby!
Jade: i never dropped him on his head!
Sage: ok ... guess he was just born a retard!
JB: Nahh such levels require constant practice!
Stephen: Also i expect this family dinamics stays within this house Maya Josy and MC...
jade: Also Maya perhaps you could help my boy Tybalt get a girlfriend? if not you perhaps your cute friends?
maya: who Josy?
Jade: Nahh, i already have a straight boy, i mean the MC... i would be the hottest milf in town if i had a gay son!
Tybalt: I AM NOT GAY, DAMMIT!
Jade: come on Tybalt do it for the family! besides its not like being straight as done you any good, perhaps some dick sucking could turn you normal!
Stephen: Jade please!
jade: SHUT UP STEPHEN YOU DAMM CUCK!



what was you link in chess? i was once 1900 but dropped down to 1700 once i stoped playing regularly!

This is literally next level storytelling. Screw Being a DIK, screw Acting Lessons, screw Depraved Awakening. This is the white whale of porn game storylines. This is NWO levels of storytelling.

What if Jill's friend Johnathan was really John Boy, who in turn was John Burke. J.B is playing 4D chess while everyone else is playing checkers.

 

[vogelbeest]

He means the Maya dance scene from EP2, where the MC can decide whether to stay at the DIK party or go to Maya.

Hmmm, if it's there it can only be wrong choices for Maya earlier in the story.... not paying lunch, stuff like that...
If it's when bringing the tv it could be not being on the Maya/Josy path...
Never had any problems with that scene being massive chick so pretty sure the WT is correct.

 

[dalli_x]

Hmmm, if it's there it can only be wrong choices for Maya earlier in the story.... not paying lunch, stuff like that...
If it's when bringing the tv it could be not being on the Maya/Josy path...
Never had any problems with that scene being massive chick so pretty sure the WT is correct.

 

[hakuna-matata]

MC is dead and Derek is reading his memoir to the future of B&R.

 

[AchedCroissant]

Me

MC, Sage, Maya and Josy: *go to meet Stephen and Jade and explain Maya's situation*

Burke: You know what? We'll take care of it, you don't have to worry about it. End of conversation.

 

[RukiRG]

MС is an FBI agent?

1)Why did the poor guy get a college acceptance letter when how was the wealthier Josie on the enrollment list?

2) Why does Quinn immediately show such interest in MС? There was not even a prerequisite for this. Unless she suspects that he is an FBI agent and wants to be safe in the coming storm.

3) Where did Neil get such expensive furniture? Did he rob a furniture store?

4) MС is not worried about Tybalt at all. He knows that he will soon arrest his father and mother and he doesn't care about him that he can beat him in front of everyone, and write in the report that he attacked an agent while performing a task!

5) Why does he have a big dick? It's obvious that he used it to recruit girls!

Omg... Dalli infected Pasha... Is some kind of a new virus? Dalliovid-21?!

Sage: oh. come on, give the poor boy a break! its not his fault you dropped on his head when he was a baby!
Jade: i never dropped him on his head!
Sage: ok ... guess he was just born a retard!
JB: Nahh such levels require constant practice!