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felicemastronzo

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The restaurant is Quinn's turf alone, she gets the money there so the girls smoke for free, Camilla is on the menu but has nothing to do with Burke or sex for tuition. It's doubtful Burke even knows about the restaurant but we just don't know.

Burke may be the one that facilitates the free tuition but it's still unclear what exactly is Quinn's role, did she bring in the girls or was she blackmailed/forced into it?

Either way she is definitely more then just a cog, perhaps she might have been forced herself, but it's clear she is not forced in bringing Burke new girls so that makes her the villain just as much as Burke. (Quinn talking with Riona about expanding restaurant and tuition means Quinn has a choice atleast for Mona)
surely the matter is not clear

but isn't Burke JUST a customer of the restaurant, he takes incredible risks to have sex with a girl every now and then, when she doesn't run away?
That Quinn is controlling Burke is not likely, while the opposite is much more likely.

I don't mean to say that Quinn is forced, she has chosen that path for reasons still to be clarified, but she only rules over Riona, and even with her she seems to be losing her reins...

and if you don't command anyone in the end you are just a cog in the wheel


I leave for a long weekend to catch the Mardi Gras festivities in New Orleans, and I come back to a discussion on how to properly hold a fork, Dalli linking apples to Zoey, and I don't even know what I just saw in Kellermann's sig, not to mention the fuct up game it linked to, and I'm still only caught up to midday Saturday.


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You're complaining? Really?

Damn snowflake:cautious:

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NewTricks

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If any of us say we know what the fuck is going on in Mr. Burke's head we would be lying. He is married to a woman who is hot as magma but is still obsessed with fucking her best friend and the local librarian. He is risking everything in a quixotic effort to turn his daughter's sorority into a whorehouse. I've known people who have brain tumors that make better decisions than this motherfucker. I don't know if he needs marriage counseling, sex addiction rehab, or a fucking exorcism but he would probably benefit from all three. When we do get the answer regarding what kind of spiders are living in his cranium the only thing that I'm sure about is that we aren't gonna like it.
 

Darkwen

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If any of us say we know what the fuck is going on in Mr. Burke's head we would be lying. He is married to a woman who is hot as magma but is still obsessed with fucking her best friend and the local librarian. He is risking everything in a quixotic effort to turn his daughter's sorority into a whorehouse. I've known people who have brain tumors that make better decisions than this motherfucker. I don't know if he needs marriage counseling, sex addiction rehab, or a fucking exorcism but he would probably benefit from all three. When we do get the answer regarding what kind of spiders are living in his cranium the only thing that I'm sure about is that we aren't gonna like it.
While it doesn't make his actions ok having a son like tybalt is a path way to many decisions some consider to be unnatural
 

felicemastronzo

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If any of us say we know what the fuck is going on in Mr. Burke's head we would be lying. He is married to a woman who is hot as magma but is still obsessed with fucking her best friend and the local librarian. He is risking everything in a quixotic effort to turn his daughter's sorority into a whorehouse. I've known people who have brain tumors that make better decisions than this motherfucker. I don't know if he needs marriage counseling, sex addiction rehab, or a fucking exorcism but he would probably benefit from all three. When we do get the answer regarding what kind of spiders are living in his cranium the only thing that I'm sure about is that we aren't gonna like it.
the first part, the one about Jade, is very common instead:oops:

the rest is either a tumor, a sign that Burke is in charge, or that DPC can't write.
 

Lostanddamned

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If any of us say we know what the fuck is going on in Mr. Burke's head we would be lying. He is married to a woman who is hot as magma but is still obsessed with fucking her best friend and the local librarian. He is risking everything in a quixotic effort to turn his daughter's sorority into a whorehouse. I've known people who have brain tumors that make better decisions than this motherfucker. I don't know if he needs marriage counseling, sex addiction rehab, or a fucking exorcism but he would probably benefit from all three. When we do get the answer regarding what kind of spiders are living in his cranium the only thing that I'm sure about is that we aren't gonna like it.
I think DPC created Burke as a representation of the average F95Zone user as a whole, like the dreams of the average user around here, just to mess with us. :Kappa:
 

Lostanddamned

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and I thought that was Magnar.... :unsure: :unsure: :ROFLMAO:
I've already explained it to you until I'm blue in the face - Magnar is DPC's self-insert in the game, so of course that damn loser is going to make himself the biggest guy on the campus and give himself the best girl as a girlfriend. :Kappa:

Other option is that Magnar is based on Grandmaster Magnus Carlsen, but that's unlikely. But if it was true, I'd guess that Magnus Carlsen crushed DPC on chess and DPC being the snowflake he is, made a character based on Magnus. :Kappa:
 

felicemastronzo

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I've already explained it to you until I'm blue in the face - Magnar is DPC's self-insert in the game, so of course that damn loser is going to make himself the biggest guy on the campus and give himself the best girl as a girlfriend. :Kappa:

Other option is that Magnar is based on Grandmaster Magnus Carlsen, but that's unlikely. But if it was true, I'd guess that Magnus Carlsen crushed DPC on chess and DPC being the snowflake he is, made a character based on Magnus. :Kappa:
and you think DPC is so different from the average F95 user?:confused:

ignore button without a tomorrow:ROFLMAO:
 
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Blades1138

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Well, he has a point. He's making his living on this and some people pay extra for those renders.
People pay extra because they want to support him.
The renders are just the way to differentiate between the tiers.
All of them are included in game releases anyway, so if anyone actually cared about renders in particular they wouldn't need to pay more than the minimum requirement for the game.
 
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mindern

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Right lads.

There's this guy called Herodotus and he reported how the ancient Persians used to do this thing where they'd debate an idea both sober and drunk and if there was a consensus between their drunk and sober selves the idea was a runner. I've not had a chance to test this theory since we had a kid recently and they take up time but I can reveal to you all that despite my being fucking train wrecked drunk right now I still don't get why people hate Maya.

I will say this... Drunk me has come to a conclusion. People treat this game like the story is something to be "won". To be defeated, to be outsmarted. Plot holes/inconsistencies for some reason hold value. Drunk me thinks we should all just take what we can from this story (be it enjoying some titties, a cheesy love story or just Derek's jokes) and appreciate it for what it is. Let's collectively enhance each others enjoyment of this amusing story rather than treating it like it's a debate to be won. A puzzle to be solved. Fuck all that, Let's get drunk as fuck and just enjoy the wry smiles from a cute red head as she plays the guitar in a garden.
 

vogelbeest

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There's this guy called Herodotus and he reported how the ancient Persians used to do this thing where they'd debate an idea both sober and drunk and if there was a consensus between their drunk and sober selves the idea was a runner.
So that's how the persians came to the conclusion it was a good idea to attach living cats to their shields to beat the egypts!
That's really not something you think of when only planning sober! ;)

Few more days for the new plotholes/story to arrive, go Zoey! (only if it's a good idea both sober and drunk though!)
 
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