VN Ren'Py Being a DIK [v0.11.1] [DrPinkCake]

[Lostanddamned]

If any of us say we know what the fuck is going on in Mr. Burke's head we would be lying. He is married to a woman who is hot as magma but is still obsessed with fucking her best friend and the local librarian. He is risking everything in a quixotic effort to turn his daughter's sorority into a whorehouse. I've known people who have brain tumors that make better decisions than this motherfucker. I don't know if he needs marriage counseling, sex addiction rehab, or a fucking exorcism but he would probably benefit from all three. When we do get the answer regarding what kind of spiders are living in his cranium the only thing that I'm sure about is that we aren't gonna like it.

I think DPC created Burke as a representation of the average F95Zone user as a whole, like the dreams of the average user around here, just to mess with us.

 

[felicemastronzo]

I think DPC created Burke as a representation of the average F95Zone user as a whole, like the dreams of the average user around here, just to mess with us.

and I thought that was Magnar....

 

[thorin0815]

and I thought that was Magnar....

Minus the huge dick. (Don't look at me, mine is way bigger!!!!)

 

[Lostanddamned]

and I thought that was Magnar....

I've already explained it to you until I'm blue in the face - Magnar is DPC's self-insert in the game, so of course that damn loser is going to make himself the biggest guy on the campus and give himself the best girl as a girlfriend.

Other option is that Magnar is based on Grandmaster Magnus Carlsen, but that's unlikely. But if it was true, I'd guess that Magnus Carlsen crushed DPC on chess and DPC being the snowflake he is, made a character based on Magnus.

 

[felicemastronzo]

I've already explained it to you until I'm blue in the face - Magnar is DPC's self-insert in the game, so of course that damn loser is going to make himself the biggest guy on the campus and give himself the best girl as a girlfriend.

Other option is that Magnar is based on Grandmaster Magnus Carlsen, but that's unlikely. But if it was true, I'd guess that Magnus Carlsen crushed DPC on chess and DPC being the snowflake he is, made a character based on Magnus.

and you think DPC is so different from the average F95 user?

ignore button without a tomorrow

 

[Lostanddamned]

and you think DPC is so different from the average F95 user?

ignore button without a tomorrow

No, DPC is much worse than the average F95 user. At least the average F95 user doesn't get offended when someone criticises their opinion, their work or mentions this place.

 

[Trojaner]

At least the average F95 user doesn't get offended when someone criticises their opinion, their work or mentions this place.

average only, people here are already pissed because ya don't like the same Char Models.

Quinn is the Queen of all of them.

 

[Julius Kingsley]

Man i need Quinn to become one of the main girls.

 

[Crusader of Romance]

Sometimes I wish DPC would have non stop massive diarrhea for being such a pain in the ass.

Well, he has a point. He's making his living on this and some people pay extra for those renders.

 

[felicemastronzo]

Well, he has a point. He's making his living on this and some people pay extra for those renders.

it seems to me that none of these things are at risk despite the terrible criminal activities we are witnessing here, or are they?

we didn't deserve SomboSteel

 

[Blades1138]

Well, he has a point. He's making his living on this and some people pay extra for those renders.

People pay extra because they want to support him.
The renders are just the way to differentiate between the tiers.
All of them are included in game releases anyway, so if anyone actually cared about renders in particular they wouldn't need to pay more than the minimum requirement for the game.

 

[AchedCroissant]

Oh my god Zoey come quickly we are already seeing the same questions as always

 

[kcaldw]

Who the heck cares about Zoey? Give me more Bella anyday.

 

[AchedCroissant]

Who the heck cares about Zoey? Give me more Bella anyday.

Come in 7 months (Probably)

 

[mindern]

Right lads.

There's this guy called Herodotus and he reported how the ancient Persians used to do this thing where they'd debate an idea both sober and drunk and if there was a consensus between their drunk and sober selves the idea was a runner. I've not had a chance to test this theory since we had a kid recently and they take up time but I can reveal to you all that despite my being fucking train wrecked drunk right now I still don't get why people hate Maya.

I will say this... Drunk me has come to a conclusion. People treat this game like the story is something to be "won". To be defeated, to be outsmarted. Plot holes/inconsistencies for some reason hold value. Drunk me thinks we should all just take what we can from this story (be it enjoying some titties, a cheesy love story or just Derek's jokes) and appreciate it for what it is. Let's collectively enhance each others enjoyment of this amusing story rather than treating it like it's a debate to be won. A puzzle to be solved. Fuck all that, Let's get drunk as fuck and just enjoy the wry smiles from a cute red head as she plays the guitar in a garden.

 

[vogelbeest]

There's this guy called Herodotus and he reported how the ancient Persians used to do this thing where they'd debate an idea both sober and drunk and if there was a consensus between their drunk and sober selves the idea was a runner.

So that's how the persians came to the conclusion it was a good idea to attach living cats to their shields to beat the egypts!
That's really not something you think of when only planning sober!

Few more days for the new plotholes/story to arrive, go Zoey! (only if it's a good idea both sober and drunk though!)

 

[Casiope]

Whatever the game, I don't appreciate exclusive content for a happy few. There are less discriminating ways to thank the biggest contributors, be it posting a page with their names at the conclusion of each episode, giving them more votes, creating more interactivity whether with the name of future characters, new clothes or haircuts.

But at a time when NFT are growing, I still find it absurd to oppose the sharing of a digital file. By trying too hard to monetize your creation, you end up disrespecting those who, even if they are not "whales", actively contribute to the popularity of the title.

 

[AssMan14]

All this stuff related to surfing and Zoey, reminded me of the movie "Point Break", probably the DPC needs Zoey to fuck Keanu Reaves, because otherwise, with NTR, many people may not like this character right away

 

[Heyesey]

All this stuff related to surfing and Zoey, reminded me of the movie "Point Break", probably the DPC needs Zoey to fuck Keanu Reaves, because otherwise, with NTR, many people may not like this character right away

There cannot be NTR with Zoey, because during the interlude she is *not the MC's partner.*

 

[Heyesey]

After getting rejected by Maya and Josy for the first time (for being a massive DIK lol), will there be a second chance after this and do I need neutral or chick affinity to get together with them? Thanks!

P.S. Please no additional spoilers that aren't connected to the question. Thank you

As of the end of episode 8, there is not.

It's reasonable to assume that if, at some future point, there IS a chance to reconnect with them romantically, it will require NOT-DIK status - but although a very reasonable assumption, it is just an assumption.