VN Ren'Py Being a DIK [v0.11.1] [DrPinkCake]

[Better Cock Spock]

So your haft human haft vulcan and haft simp that 150% you 100% don't do math

That's just how big a simp I am

 

[Feed your chickens]

That King/Queen stuff with Lily made me cringe hard. Haven't cringed this hard in a while. Really took some mental damage.

 

[shazba jnr]

That King/Queen stuff with Lily made me cringe hard. Haven't cringed this hard in a while. Really took some mental damage.

Yeah, when she first suggested it to the mc, it was fine, she just wanted to hang out, fuck and stuff, but when she started explaining the "rules" it got very cringy. To quote myself:

Yeah, the whole rolling spiel was kinda cringy, sounded more like some grade school clubhouse bs (other than the fucking, don’t fuck in grade school, kids!)

 

[funkymonkeyjedi]

That King/Queen stuff with Lily made me cringe hard. Haven't cringed this hard in a while. Really took some mental damage.

You're on here, so how much mentality is there left to damage?

 

[Darkwen]

That's just how big a simp I am

Don't break his heart

 

[MiltonPowers]

That King/Queen stuff with Lily made me cringe hard. Haven't cringed this hard in a while. Really took some mental damage.

 

[Macky009]

wrong, see my post above, and yes tested it several times.

Well MiltonPowers is correct that if you don't fuck Jade in the game Derek will do the fucking the teacher task.

 

[Better Cock Spock]

Well MiltonPowers is correct that if you don't fuck Jade in the game Derek will do the fucking the teacher task.

Well akshually you can still fuck Jade and have Derek jump on the granny grenade, just don't share the video
Gotta give him all the facts, ya know?

 

[Macky009]

Confidently incorrect, my favorite kind!

First, you counted wrong. Getting every nonsexual point possible only nets you 7 points total, not 8. Giving Magnar a wedgie doesn’t give MC a point because the DIKs see that it's clearly fake. It prevents Derek from getting the point, but that's all. Skipping out on the wedgie gives Derek his 8th point.

Second, you're forgetting about the public sex point when you fuck Quinn on the roof. That's another sexual task that can put you over the top. Derek will always get it for fucking Wendy.

Take a look.

Gay Guard Catcher
1/0
Drink 100 Beers
2/0
24/7 Dildo Helmet
3/0
Sexy Car Wash
4/1
Get Slapped 3 Times
5/1
Get Cock Signed
5/2
Prank the Alphas
6/2
Nerd Wedgie
6/2
Public Sex
6/3
Fucked a Feminist
6/4
Fucked a Teacher
6/5
Cumpetition
6/6
Tybalt's Room
7/7
Egg the Preps
7/7

If you win a point in everything EXCEPT sexual tasks (winning the Cumpetition, Nicole sucks your cock and signs it, fucking Quinn on the roof, fucking Jade and sharing the video) then you tie. And the tiebreaker is completing the impossible task: fucking a teacher.

This is straight from the code, so if you somehow managed to win while keeping your dick dry, you either cheated or misremembered.

Correct me if i'm wrong but the egfing of the perp was not counted because it happen after the deliveration

 

[Better Cock Spock]

Correct me if i'm wrong but the egfing of the perp was not counted because it happen after the deliveration

Yeah it wasn't counted, that was just for fun. That's why MC and Derek got zero points and the scores didn't change, they forgot in the first place.

 

[Macky009]

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Well we know what Fuckface will do in this stuation

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Love to spank that ass. Come to daddy

 

[ChipLecsap]

I do have a theory about this. MC (especially DIK affinity) is the type of guy to make a joke to Matthew and Olivia the next time he sees them, something like "If you two are going to fuck again try and lock the door this time" if he can't see Bianca around. Bianca comes up behind them just as they respond to the joke confirming that they've been fucking, breaks up with Matthew there and then, Bianca's then available on Others route.

The counterpoint to your argument about lack of interactions with Bianca if not on Jill route is that MC walking in on Olivia and Matthew is a canon event at the Halloween party. Why would it be a canon event unless it's going to come up again on any route? There's also the fact that Bianca is the closest link we have to Lynette, with her Mom being in Lynette's photo. Carla's Mom is on the photo but there's little to no interaction with her on any route so Bianca is the obvious choice to provide the link.

i'm not convinced. It's more like, things going on their own way, regardless of MC, and depending of the Branching he either get involved or not, and if he involved, he get an extended context on that specific path.

This goes back to like the whole : why MC not recognize the house for example. Well because in a different path, he not even saw the house.

The way I see these are more likely bonus thing for certain paths. Does it really matter the House that much ? , only for Jill may be, and her " Destiny " talk.
but aside from Jill the whole Diary thing is just a boredom.

 

[MiltonPowers]

but aside from Jill the whole Diary thing is just a boredom.

Counterpoint. It wasn't ALL boring.

 

[d123456789]

How about Mel, Sarah and Sally

You are right again!
Best Sally is perfect pitch Sally at the others dik fire.
Best Mel is sneaking in the shower at the hots.
Best Sarah is sharing the cumshot with Heather at the Alpha nu Omega party.

 

[Macky009]

Well akshually you can still fuck Jade and have Derek jump on the granny grenade, just don't share the video
Gotta give him all the facts, ya know?

Oh yeah forget about that one thanks

 

[Ray_D]

Well akshually you can still fuck Jade and have Derek jump on the granny grenade, just don't share the video
Gotta give him all the facts, ya know?

I can imagine his reaction when he finds out.

 

[Better Cock Spock]

I can imagine his reaction when he finds out.

Well Derek still gets the glory for completing the impossible task as far as the DIKs are concerned

 

[ChipLecsap]

Counterpoint. It wasn't ALL boring.

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Yes, it is, and this image just proved my point. DPC know how fucking boring it is, so he spicy it up by sexualizing the images. But let's be real, MC not imagining her mother ass in a thong as she write her diary , it is just for us for the audience, because it's just a porn game

 

[Ray_D]

Well Derek still gets the glory for completing the impossible task as far as the DIKs are concerned

not only that he also got a sugar mommy

 

[d123456789]

Yeah it wasn't counted, that was just for fun. That's why MC and Derek got zero points and the scores didn't change, they forgot in the first place.

so sad, the dick hat isn't that bad