MilesEdgeworth

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Man, Jacob is mean cheating on my girlfriend like that wait until I tell Arieth.
It's never easy telling your girlfriend her other boyfriend is cheating on her college sure is complicated.
Purposely dating a pregnant girl with crabs when there are so many available is crazy work.
 
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Joshy92

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I don't think you guys understand why I would be angry at Jacob so I'll try and explan.

Say you're at college and in a serious relationship with a beautiful girl like Arieth you even help her get ready for her date with Jacob which includes helping her pick an outfit and driving her there and of course kissing her and saying 'be safe and text me later I'll pick you up'

Arieth smiles and gets out of the car and you drive off but not two minutes later she calls you crying saying that she saw Jacob fucking some slut.
Wouldn't you be angry at him for hurting her like that? Because I would be furious especially because Arieth despite being picked on and bullied is actually a really sweet girl.
 
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funkymonkeyjedi

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I don't think you guys understand why I would be angry at Jacob so I'll try and explan.

Say you're at college and in a serious relationship with a beautiful girl like Arieth you even help her get ready for her date with Jacob which includes helping her pick an outfit and driving her there and of course kissing her and saying 'be safe and text me later I'll pick you up'

Arieth smiles and gets out of the car and you drive off but not two minutes later she calls you crying saying that she saw Jacob fucking some slut.
Wouldn't you be angry at him for hurting her like that? Because I would be furious especially because Arieth despite being picked on and bullied is actually a really sweet girl.
You must be talking about a different Arieth....
'cause the one we're talking about, communes with K9s and actually looks like one too.
:ROFLMAO:
 
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Joshy92

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You must be talking about a different Arieth....
'cause the one we're talking about, communes with K9s and actually looks like one too.
:ROFLMAO:
Wait do you seriously not think she is hot? Dude she is gorgeous she has a beautiful face and sparkling green eyes she's amazing.
 

funkymonkeyjedi

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Wait do you seriously not think she is hot? Dude she is gorgeous she has a beautiful face and sparkling green eyes she's amazing.
You could literally dress up a store mannequin with that exact description and you'll probably have a better experience out of it compared to her.

I mean get real, when even Jamie has a hard time going for her, that says a fuckton about her.
:ROFLMAO:
 

Joshy92

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You could literally dress up a store mannequin with that exact description and you'll probably have a better experience out of it compared to her.

I mean get real, when even Jamie has a hard time going for her, that says a fuckton about her.
:ROFLMAO:
Honestly I think she's one of the hottest girls in the game. I like her more than Bella, Jill or Jade.
 

funkymonkeyjedi

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Honestly I think she's one of the hottest girls in the game. I like her more than Bella, Jill or Jade.
I'm kinda grateful for that in a sense.
You'll forgive the expression, but I think it's best said with:
"Well, the world still needs ditch diggers"
So, you go ahead and stick her up on a pedestal all you like.
I'm happy I don't have to fight you off Bella.
:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 

MilesEdgeworth

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I'm kinda grateful for that in a sense.
You'll forgive the expression, but I think it's best said with:
"Well, the world still needs ditch diggers"
So, you go ahead and stick her up on a pedestal all you like.
I'm happy I don't have to fight you off Bella.
:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
As am I for Jill but I notice Joshy didn't have Lydia in that list o_O
 
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