TonyMurray

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K it's been quiet tonight, I shall now post my unsolicited movie casting for Baing a dik
I've finally come up with a cast for my new badik movie

Tremolo- Tom holland
Jill- Alexandra Daddario
Josy- Ariana Grande
Bella- Kim Khardasian
Maya- Chloe finnegan
Derek- Pete davidson
Sage- Sydney Sweeney
Quinn- Sabrina Carpenter
Lily- Margot robie for obv reasons
Nicole- Jessa rhodes
Camille- Mia Kalifa
Zoey- Sabrina Carpenter
Tommy- Noel Fisher
Rusty-Jack Quaid
Jacob- Michael B Jordan

Kthx
Crafty editing required for any scenes involving both Quinn and Zoey!
 
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Mordreut

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He's talking about Jill, not Bella.

I'd call her not very approachable before "ice queen."
My bad. I read the thread I didn't drink enough coffee :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

Jill is nice to everyone, except Tybalt for obvious reasons, too nice sometimes

This is half modern fancasts for superheroes, half porn stars.
The main problem, you will need a time machine to get younger versions of the cast. If you use it with their current age, it will even worst than a WB TV-show (30 years old actors and actresses posing as teenagers)

Quinn and Zoey interpreted by the same actresses.... Easy, a lot of make-up, a good wig and some CG effects
 

EmperorGus

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If you use it with their current age, it will even worst than a WB TV-show (30 years old actors and actresses posing as teenagers)
You're 'showing your age' dropping the WB as a reference. :p
Hell... even the network that replaced/merged with it is effectively dead now.
 

MilesEdgeworth

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Jill is nice to everyone, except Tybalt for obvious reasons, too nice sometimes

The main problem, you will need a time machine to get younger versions of the cast. If you use it with their current age, it will even worst than a WB TV-show (30 years old actors and actresses posing as teenagers)

Quinn and Zoey interpreted by the same actresses.... Easy, a lot of make-up, a good wig and some CG effects
She's actually pretty nice to tybalt till tybalt runs afoul of tremolo.

We could use CGI to de-age them, the bigger concern would be the budget, would have to remove the tom hollands, Michael b jordans and Margot Robiex for no names cuz of their price tags not their age :x
 
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Macky009

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That would be a better description

K it's been quiet tonight, I shall now post my unsolicited movie casting for Baing a dik
I've finally come up with a cast for my new badik movie

Tremolo- Tom holland
Jill- Alexandra Daddario
Josy- Ariana Grande
Bella- Kim Khardasian
Maya- Chloe finnegan
Derek- Pete davidson
Sage- Sydney Sweeney
Quinn- Sabrina Carpenter
Lily- Margot robie for obv reasons
Nicole- Jessa rhodes
Camille- Mia Kalifa
Zoey- Sabrina Carpenter
Tommy- Noel Fisher
Rusty-Jack Quaid
Jacob- Michael B Jordan

Kthx
Sage - Amouranth
 

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She's actually pretty nice to tybalt till tybalt runs afoul of tremolo.

We could use CGI to de-age them, the bigger concern would be the budget, would have to remove the Michael b jordans and margot robie for no names cuz of their price tags not their age :x
Polite and cordial to Tybalt, not nice.

Also Bella and Cammy need to be recasted :cautious:
 

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Fair enough
I didn't even cast Ca.... ohhh
If I have to cast an older woman with tan skin and Bella's ridiculous proportions, I'd have to go the porn route for her which I know you won't like.
She doesn't need to have big gazongas that would knock a man out cold, pretty chesty is just fine. But Kim is just insulting :FacePalm:
 

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Kim Kardashian simply doesn't have the breasts to pull off a 'Bella'...and Tom Holland as Tremolo? Never ever in a month of blue moons...Ben Shapiro or Kelly Jones [Stereophonics] would be a far better choice.
 
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