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I am very cautious in such predictions, as I usually missed by two months, I was too optimistic earlier. Therefore, I have a small hope for February.
Christmas in February :HideThePain:

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We need to motivate DPC somehow :unsure: AchedCroissant you need to DM DPC a picture of you and your girlfriend in santa outfits with sad faces asking him to release the episode before the end of December :Kappa:

Then we send dalli_x and darkwen to DPC's house to help him finish the game. Dalli's 5+ years experience of crazy theories qualifies him to take over the writing room for Being A DIK allowing DPC to focus on other areas of the game. We'll finally get to see the big Jill is Josy's sister reveal because they wear the same colour of pants. While also finding out at the same time that Jill is the MC's Aunt :BootyTime:

Then Darkwen will add the special sauce, his task will be satisifying DPC's feminist wife so she can't distract DPC from making the damn game. Her interference, asking for expensive gifts, wanting to go to the most expensive restaurants every night etc has cost a lot of development time. Darkwen will put a stop to that by taking her out on dates to Mcdonald's and other budget locales giving DPC more free evenings to make his game. And if need be Darkwen will literally put his ass on the line for DPC's wife but that just shows how dedicated he is to getting another Josy sex scene in December.
 
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Last year's tricks won't work. We need something new.:cautious:
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something doesn't add up:unsure:
I don't make the theories dalli_x created these theories :LUL: but the length of time between episodes became too long for dalli to competently sustain his flow of crazy theories. :cry:

Now Darkwen may have had a break down because he couldn't sustain his endless amount of Josy simp posts without fresh fap material from a new episode. :cry:
 
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KАRАMBA

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Now Darkwen may have had a break down because he couldn't sustain his endless amount of Josy simp posts without fresh fap material from a new episode. :cry:
Well...:unsure:
He went all in, literally put his ass on the line... :oops:
And he lost. :eek:
A breakdown is common in such a situation.:cautious:
 
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Christmas in February :HideThePain:

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We need to motivate DPC somehow :unsure: AchedCroissant you need to DM DPC a picture of you and your girlfriend in santa outfits with sad faces asking him to release the episode before the end of December :Kappa:

Then we send dalli_x and darkwen to DPC's house to help him finish the game. Dalli's 5+ years experience of crazy theories qualifies him to take over the writing room for Being A DIK allowing DPC to focus on other areas of the game. We'll finally get to see the big Jill is Josy's sister reveal because they wear the same colour of pants. While also finding out at the same time that Jill is the MC's Aunt :BootyTime:

Then Darkwen will add the special sauce, his task will be satisifying DPC's feminist wife so she can't distract DPC from making the damn game. Her interference, asking for expensive gifts, wanting to go to the most expensive restaurants every night etc has cost a lot of development time. Darkwen will put a stop to that by taking her out on dates to Mcdonald's and other budget locales giving DPC more free evenings to make his game. And if need be Darkwen will literally put his ass on the line for DPC's wife but that just shows how dedicated he is to getting another Josy sex scene in December.
The only way to hurt DPC is to hit him directly in his wallet. :HideThePain:
 
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Geralt From Rivia

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Christmas in February :HideThePain:

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We need to motivate DPC somehow :unsure: AchedCroissant you need to DM DPC a picture of you and your girlfriend in santa outfits with sad faces asking him to release the episode before the end of December :Kappa:

Then we send dalli_x and darkwen to DPC's house to help him finish the game. Dalli's 5+ years experience of crazy theories qualifies him to take over the writing room for Being A DIK allowing DPC to focus on other areas of the game. We'll finally get to see the big Jill is Josy's sister reveal because they wear the same colour of pants. While also finding out at the same time that Jill is the MC's Aunt :BootyTime:

Then Darkwen will add the special sauce, his task will be satisifying DPC's feminist wife so she can't distract DPC from making the damn game. Her interference, asking for expensive gifts, wanting to go to the most expensive restaurants every night etc has cost a lot of development time. Darkwen will put a stop to that by taking her out on dates to Mcdonald's and other budget locales giving DPC more free evenings to make his game. And if need be Darkwen will literally put his ass on the line for DPC's wife but that just shows how dedicated he is to getting another Josy sex scene in December.
DPC should hire you as a new writer.
 
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MiltonPowers

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I've been thinkin about it and I have a good feeling that DPC is going to announce that he's realized he made a terrible mistake and Madame is going to be removed forever and as an apology to his faithful F95 fans he's going to drop the mini games in half and welcome everyone back to his discord.
 

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I've been thinkin about it and I have a good feeling that DPC is going to announce that he's realized he made a terrible mistake and Madame is going to be removed forever and as an apology to his faithful F95 fans he's going to drop the mini games in half and welcome everyone back to his discord.
Milton it's not even 10AM in Australia and you're already drunk? :KEK:
 

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I've been thinkin about it and I have a good feeling that DPC is going to announce that he's realized he made a terrible mistake and Madame is going to be removed forever and as an apology to his faithful F95 fans he's going to drop the mini games in half and welcome everyone back to his discord.
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