Chillout1984

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Since DPC is being an asshole and delayed the Christmas presents until next episode, what do you guys think the girls (and Derek) gave us? I bet if we're dating Maya, Derek would give us condoms :HideThePain:
Bella: A novel
Sage: Music sheets
Jill: Friendship ring or bracelet
Josy: Bottle of wine
Maya: A horror movie
Derek: A porn movie with only anal sex when he calls you ass-man, otherwise a "regular" porn movie
 

Znar26

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Since we can't say "I love you" on this particular path, just imagine when Sage says it first. MC won't be able to say it back without crumbling from the guilt :(

Nah he'll be too fat to move around. Besides, I choose to believe she's already pregnant ;) The rug is to celebrate :BootyTime:
In that situation. MC's magic dick and all, best if Jade is pregnant.

MC to Tyballs:

"Stop fighting with your sister right now or you are grounded and won't get to borrow the Porsche. Also, don't make any plans for the weekend. It is your turn to baby-sit your little brother."
 

Better Cock Spock

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In that situation. MC's magic dick and all, best if Jade is pregnant.

MC to Tyballs:

"Stop fighting with your sister right now or you are grounded and won't get to borrow the Porsche. Also, don't make any plans for the weekend. It is your turn to baby-sit your little brother."
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You better be nice to Yoga-girl's Mom!
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