BeingADikDik

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Cathy sex scene is better than anything with Bella so far ... quality over quantity my friend. and that fatass Bella has a whole LOT of quantity
 
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Better Cock Spock

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Cathy sex scene is better than anything with Bella so far ... quality over quantity my friend. and that fatass Bella has a whole LOT of quantity
This is like in Chernobyl where the dosimeter only goes up to 3.6 roentgen, because it can't measure any higher. Your measure of quality is just too low and can't handle Bella :sneaky:
Fat ass? FAT ASS?

You dare to criticize the best ass in the whole game?

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This is my new favorite guy today lmao
 

FalconLover420

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Give me the three characters that would make up your "dream blunt rotation", the group of characters that you would like to smoke weed with. (Or grab some beers if you're against drugs :whistle:)

I'll go with:
  1. Bella (gotta keep bringing out that inner party girl!) View attachment 5529382
  2. Melanie (she's super chill and I think she'd bring a great vibe :love:) View attachment 5529383
  3. Riona (she's such a sweetheart and deserves a nice time with people who care :giggle:) View attachment 5529389
Smoke or Alcohol (Characters)

- Derek
- Mel
- Camilla

I think this is a pretty lit combo
 

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Bella is the #1 teacher we already knew that

Phillips is a total bro but sorry bud

the real question becomes Cathy or Jade for 2
As a teacher? Jade doesn't really seem to do much other than set the topic for groups to discuss. Cathy actually teaches stuff.

... but Jade jerks us off in class, so I choose her :sneaky:
 

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Give me your top 3 girls that are "wife material". I'll go with:
  1. Sage (of course) View attachment 5525697
  2. Bella (love doesn't care about age gaps) View attachment 5525688
  3. Jill (even though I don't like her very much :cautious:) View attachment 5525689
Here's a list of the people the mc's been doing sexy shit with, and my take on eligible wifeness:
  • Ashley - Nope, too vanilla in what is already a seriously vanilla playing field, thinks mc's cock won't fit (don't they all though), only likes retards (I mean that scientifically).
  • Becky - No. Her cooch stinks. Her personality stinks. Her prowess in bed stinks.
  • Bianca - Cheating on her best friend... Yeah, nah.
  • Brandi - She could be wonderful, if she had more than 2 dimensions, and then there's that whole stripping for a living thing that not all guys can work with. I'll just say Nah and move on.
  • Camila - She's pretty cool. She's sucking cock right now to make ends meet, but once she graduates she can put all that behind her. Potential yes?
  • Cathy - Call me picky, but no.
  • Elena - She likes to be shared around. You wanna run with that, be my guest.
  • Heather - Who knows what she'd be like if she wasn't so pissed at Tommy all the time. She might actually be a decent human being. But no for now.
  • Isabella - She killed her first husband, you wanna be next?! Fuck no!
  • Jade - Angry power-playing woman. I don't think so.
  • Jill - She's kinda stupid, and stubborn, and does shit behind your back, and sometimes a real pain in the ass. Sounds like typical wife material to me... So yes? No.
  • Josy - She can't cook. Nope. Ok, maybe she can learn to cook. Hmm, she'd be a fun new wife. We'd probably have to kill Maya though, because she'd be a big distraction, whining about shit all the time.
  • Lily - Interesting... She's got her shit sorted... But she's not into love and all that, or at least that's what she says...
  • Madame Rose - Who the fuck put her on this list!?
  • Maya - I dunno. I didn't get through episode 11 M&J playthrough, is she less of a pain in the ass now her loan shit is sorted? Cause she was a pain in the ass mostly prior...
  • Melanie - She's cool, but possibly a useless wife. I dunno.
  • Mona - She dumb.
  • Nicole - I'd say she's probably the best candidate, as long as you can handle a step-kid, and the age difference. She's got her shit sorted, and she's not a controlling psycho like all the other older women in the game.
  • Nora - Nope, she didn't believe the mc that her cunt cat spilt the shit. If she's gonna take the cat's side over the mc, you gotta walk.
  • Quinn - Nope, always taking short cuts. You'll be eating microwave meals for the rest of your life.
  • Riona - Her family is probably baggage that we'll never get into, but she could be a fun girl to make a go of it with.
  • Rose - She's almost as 2d as Brandi, but at least you'd know how the kids would look.
  • Sage - When it's good, it'd be good. When it's bad, it'd be a nightmare. Angry women... Nah.
  • Sally - Turns out she's a dumbass who can't accept it. Nope.
  • Sandy - You might wake up and find she's eaten one of your legs. Nope.
  • Sarah - She's so not ready for any kind of commitment. That's a no.
  • Tara - She's actually pretty cool. Owns up to her shit (would she be the first wife in history to do so?) I'm gonna say she's not cheating on her guy because it's over with her guy, yeah, that's what I believe.
  • Tiffani - Nah, I don't have a good reason, but nah.
  • Zoey - Hmm. She's changed a fair bit. The jury is still out, but she seems to have her head screwed on a bit better now.
So... basically... I don't fucking know...

On an unrelated note, here's more proof DPC's gotta use render guided AI for his movies. This took a couple of hours instead of a couple of weeks:

Everyone having fun at the BBQ (watch with sound, it's better).​
 
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