VN Ren'Py Being a DIK [v0.11.1] [DrPinkCake]

[DIKHammer]

Sure! The more milk-maids the merrier!

 

[Rucandel_]

I've played 3 paths—Jill, Bella, and Sage—and I don't know if it's just me, but I feel like Sage's path has better music than the other paths?

 

[Better Cock Spock]

I've played 3 paths—Jill, Bella, and Sage—and I don't know if it's just me, but I feel like Sage's path has better music than the other paths?

All the paths have great music, although Sage's does have a favorite of mine!
Primarily known for playing when taking care of a sick Sage, but it also plays when spending time with Bella

 

[TheNowhereWolf]

Catchup/backlog on hold again. Feel another Sage route coming on...

 

[maxthruster]

Because she's a friend of Bella's? Does Cathy fuck all her friends' husbands?

Don't you?

 

[Roger-a-Dale]

Just how significant can his death be to anyone other than Bella? He was working with Buddy? Stephen? He's Magnar's uncle? He's connected to MC somehow, beyond your theory? What even else is there plotwise that he could plausibly be a part of?

Maybe he came across some evidence. He didn't know what to do with it and kept it from Bella, which would be the secretive behaviour that Bella mistook for infidelity. Then he decided to blackmail whoever he had evidence on, but the guy who was supposed to help him fake his death killed him for real and took the money. How the evidence will return to the story I haven't figured out yet, but I'm gonna.

 

[Roger-a-Dale]

NGL tho why would cathy fuck any of her friends husbands when she is a cougar and going after college age people?

Maybe she is going after college age people because Stephen and James were so disappointing.

 

[Better Cock Spock]

Don't you?

No, I don't fuck the husbands

Maybe he came across some evidence. He didn't know what to do with it and kept it from Bella, which would be the secretive behaviour that Bella mistook for infidelity. Then he decided to blackmail whoever he had evidence on, but the guy who was supposed to help him fake his death killed him for real and took the money. How the evidence will return to the story I haven't figured out yet, but I'm gonna.

You changed my mind about Bella possibly knowing Lynette, but idk about this one. There's even less to go off of here.

 

[Roger-a-Dale]

No, I don't fuck the husbands

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You changed my mind about Bella possibly knowing Lynette, but idk about this one. There's even less to go off of here.

Oh this is definitely wishful thinking based solely on James coming back being such a massive cliche. It could of course be that he is dead and the fact is only important through its impact on Bella, but that's somehow unsatisfying to me.

 

[Better Cock Spock]

Oh this is definitely wishful thinking based solely on James coming back being such a massive cliche. It could of course be that he is dead and the fact is only important through its impact on Bella, but that's somehow unsatisfying to me.

Oh sure, him being alive this whole time and coming back is cliche as hell. Unfortunately, DPC sometimes leans into the cliches. Being dead works better, but you're right that no one will give a shit outside of Bella—and a minority of the players.

Idk how he could impact the rest of the story at this point. All I know is one way or another, Bella will finally move on.

 

[Roger-a-Dale]

Oh sure, him being alive this whole time and coming back is cliche as hell. Unfortunately, DPC sometimes leans into the cliches. Being dead works better, but you're right that no one will give a shit outside of Bella—and a minority of the players.

Idk how he could impact the rest of the story at this point. All I know is one way or another, Bella will finally move on.

What if James is actually Priscilla?

 

[Better Cock Spock]

What if James is actually Priscilla?

Is that Madame Rose's real name?

Watch DPC turn her into the most important character of all time after he reveals the big twist: Madame Rose is James after a sex change.
Before transitioning, James became a OBGYN doctor. One day, he helped deliver a baby with a cock as large as his arm. Unfortunately, that magnum dong killed the mother during childbirth. In his grief, James "disappeared", leaving behind a devastated wife.
He visited the Pink Rose, and had a little VIP fun with a redheaded stripper with big tits. Unbeknownst to him, she got pregnant and ended up giving away the baby girl to an orphanage.
The random sex distracted James from his guilt, and he decided to become a woman and work at the club to whore herself out.
Madame Rose killed Quinn's dad because he was dealing coke and meth to the strippers at the Pink Rose, and one of them was Lana.
During a checkup at the hospital, Madame Rose saw an elderly woman in a room alone. She had taken the wrong medication, but was recovering nicely. However, Madame Rose thought it was better to put this old bitch out of her misery, and suffocated her with a pillow. She had become a monster after all these years.
One day, a devout Christian man named Patrick came to the club trying to preach the word of the Lord, and ended up getting a nice blowjob instead from Madame Rose. After he busted in 10 seconds, he vented about his gay daughter, and she suggested holding the daughter hostage with a bogus loan contract to keep her away from her girlfriend. Also he got herpes from Madame Rose.
One day while at a convenience store, she asked a cute employee if he wanted a handy in the parking lot. He said no, because he was crushing on a coworker, who happened to be listening around the corner. Instead she jerked off the manager's son.

And now, Madame Rose is finally coming home to surprise a lonely widow on Christmas Eve, only to be surprised herself...

You know what you guys, I have to give some respect to Dalli. It's actually a little hard to try and string together total nonsense and make it look not completely stupid. Fun though.

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[Lightaces]

Oh this is definitely wishful thinking based solely on James coming back being such a massive cliche. It could of course be that he is dead and the fact is only important through its impact on Bella, but that's somehow unsatisfying to me.

Or, he's in a coma or brain damaged, and he's behind the locked door hooked up to all his medical paraphernalia. Maybe from a car accident, maybe one that Bella caused?

It would explain a lot about her behavior.

 

[Better Cock Spock]

Or, he's in a coma or brain damaged, and he's behind the locked door hooked up to all his medical paraphernalia. Maybe from a car accident, maybe one that Bella caused?

It would explain a lot about her behavior.

 

[Roger-a-Dale]

Or, he's in a coma or brain damaged, and he's behind the locked door hooked up to all his medical paraphernalia. Maybe from a car accident, maybe one that Bella caused?

It would explain a lot about her behavior.

Except for this:

Spoiler: From ep 10 after TGBBQ Bella's path

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[Roger-a-Dale]

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Let's change the subject!

How do we make a Bella/Sage threesome plausible?

 

[maxthruster]

Let's change the subject!

How do we make a Bella/Sage threesome plausible?

Beer pong bet, obviously.

 

[legend_shon]

Hakuna-matata gave me this idea
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Moscow was set on fire by russians. But Josy still have been chasing after Fuckface across half the country

 

[Better Cock Spock]

Let's change the subject!

How do we make a Bella/Sage threesome plausible?

On Bella's path, broach the subject of threesomes with Bella. Or make stupid immature jokes about it, so that it's on her mind, similar to the lead up to anal. Then have Bella ask Sage, who will definitely say yes

On Sage's path.... well, the Cammy threesome kinda fucked our chances for future ones, so it would have to happen before that. Give hints to Sage about how hot we find Bella in conjunction with the ongoing threesome discussion. Sage should be the one to initiate.

That's my oversimplified idea for both paths

 

[UncleFappy]

He's behind the locked door hooked up to all his medical paraphernalia.

See. Now I just want him to be like that victim from Se7en. Kept alive, but on the brink of death. Seems dead, but when MC gets close he wakes up and freaks everyone out.