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Warscared shows up and starts with his James, Monica and Lynette theory again which always leads to James' being MC's dad.
those where Dalli_X i only provided the basis on how it could be possible, not that i created them or even believe in them! my own theory was the lynette and Jill sister died in the same car accident and the MC was born in a medical emergency where the doctors choose to save the baby over the mother!
Also in my theory the MC mother is a high class thot that got played by Stephen Burke not James! Since she got played she went to the only man that truly loved her since her family recriminated her wanton ways!
In recent times
Warscared had the monopoly, although his weren't so much as crazy theories, more like fan fiction! But
dalli_x definitely ensures no possible (and even impossible) theory goes without discussion.
that is probably the best way to look at it! most of my theories are background stories that could fit the current narrative! or sociological analyses on group dynamics into the Jocks Dik´s and Hot´s to help explain where they stand in our story and how it became this way!
my most recent one was Emily the former HOT president (and Sage HOT Mother) whose mentor was Jade the feminist teacher! i mean we need to explain why 2 years ago Sage Chad and Tybalt got their fraternities presidency since they where all 1st or 2nd year students, which is highly unlikely and a board of just 3 fellows with 2 of them being a couple is also highly unlikely so probably besides Jade Stephen and Cathy Rusty father and Jill grandmother are also part of the board!
humm just remembered i need to update my DIK formation theory since i just noticed only Tommy and Rusty are DIK fathers... none of the others such as Nick JB or Jacob wanted the job? at least JB should have fought tooth and nail for Derek since they seem so alike!
As for the Mel Chad thing... i believe that Mel took the pictures that are being used to blackmail Chad and that is why she feels guilty and wants Sage to move on! her actions lead to Sage and Chad being miserable, not that they where not before since they do not seem to be so much into each other but the years of struggle must mean something!
great reference to the author indeed! i believe that game was an inspiration for at least 7 other games i have played! even BAD as drank from that fountain in a few of the themes and character creations... in a very light tone since that story was dark as shit! (and yes DPC is tamed compared to some of the games in here)!
Well man, you said you weren't Chad, who I believe is the giver, so that makes you Troy, who I assume would be the taker in that affair.
powerbottom... learn the proper terminology he is a powerfull and independent passive element in the relationship and thus a proud powerbottom!
Neil's Hobby's:
"Like solving crosswordpuzzles, meditation, collecting stamps and coins, reading and of course...home improvement."
You know who likes to play with coins?
Na...na...na....Tommy.
I'll leave the rest to your imagination.
none of those hobbies makes sense with his current living conditions! i believe that recreational chronical drug use is missing in there to explain how can someone in his job can have such a crappy house and can not afford a car or even a tv! my money is on meth! but heroin works just fine aswell!
Neil's fixation on safe sex suggests an unintended pregnancy, certainly MC's (I don't think a little-over-age Lynette wanted to become a mother straight away) but she may have pollinated other flowers too
given the ban on incest it could be any of the BR boys, Mc could have a half brother
hold back enthusiasm
tommy ? he looks alot like the MC! or JB? he seems like a fatter younger version of Neil!
Imagine if Neil banged Jade when they were younger and Tybalt is MC's brother.
that is a great twist... even better if after a while Stephen comes out and says... no problem i know the MC is not Neil son since i banged the shit out Lynette to get my revenge!
