Laport Deminis
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Meanwhile in the timeline where the MC married with Maya:I picture a big fat Sage sitting on the couch yelling at the MC
Sage: Where is my sandwich? you moron
MC: I'm already finishing preparing it dear
Sage: Don't forget the mayonnaise again
The MC brings her the sandwich
Sage: Thank God it took you a long time... And where is my diet coke?
MC: Here is and with extra sugar (Ironically it is a normal coke)
Sage: BTW, our son is coming over the weekend with his boyfriend.
Sage: Why does he have to be GABE? In mine family there are no GABES,,, That was inherited from your family, You always behave like a fagot
MC: (Thinking... Why the fuck didn't I marry Zoya I mean Zoey)
Some Mozart music in the background.
Maya: Hi dear, the Rothschilds want to lunch with us.
MC: Oh... not again...
Maya: It's ok I will send our kids to pay them a visit and invite my 5 bisexual Victoria Secreets models instead.