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[Mutters to himself] Ungrateful asses. If it weren't for bro Derek giving his motivational speech while sitting stag naked on a bench, this fragile snowflake of MC would have run away from the college with his tail between his legs. He would have been back at his shitty grocery job, working under Steve, before the first chapter even ended. On the other hand, maybe he would have the chance to get solo path with Josy? :unsure:
 
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[Mutters to himself] Ungrateful asses. If it weren't for bro Derek giving his motivational speech while sitting stag naked on a bench, this fragile snowflake of MC would have run away from the college with his tail between his legs. He would have been back at his shitty grocery job, working under Steve, before the first chapter even ended. On the other hand, maybe he would have the chance to get solo path with Josy? :unsure:
A normally gifted friend would have helped mc explain to Troy how to behave in the world. But at BR the requirements are very low
 

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A normally gifted friend would have helped mc explain to Troy how to behave in the world. But at BR the requirements are very low
And they would both be kicked out of college. Bad ending.
See? There's always a bright side to saying "Fuck Derek." But I do think MC's dad would've convinced him to stay. So, yeah. Fuck Derek and NO! NOT like that! Damn perverts. :ROFLMAO:
Perverts? You say it like it's something bad. :KEK:
Derek is a little retarded and sometimes he needs a friendly kick in the ass. But overall he's not that bad. And in that choice between him and Zoey, are there any options at all? I always choose Zoey just for the sake of trolling!
 

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I think it's funny, that a lot of people simp for Derek. :ROFLMAO:
Surprised? I saw some dude on Reddit get drowned in downvotes when he objectively criticized Derek. People can be so sensitive that criticizing characters they like feels like a personal attack for them.
 

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Perverts? You say it like it's something bad. :KEK:
Derek is a little retarded and sometimes he needs a friendly kick in the ass. But overall he's not that bad. And in that choice between him and Zoey, are there any options at all? I always choose Zoey just for the sake of trolling!
Yes. Perverts I say. We're all perverts in one way or the other. But as you said, between Dingle dork and Zoey, I choose Zoey and not for trolling. Because it's true.

Surprised? I saw some dude on Reddit get drowned in downvotes when he objectively criticized Derek. People can be so sensitive that criticizing characters they like feels like a personal attack for them.
Not even a little bit. As for Reddit, 90% of the people there should be tossed in a landfill. Some of these people suck on Reddit's dick like it cums honey and then they turn into huge douchebags.
 
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And they would both be kicked out of college. Bad ending.

Perverts? You say it like it's something bad. :KEK:
Derek is a little retarded and sometimes he needs a friendly kick in the ass. But overall he's not that bad. And in that choice between him and Zoey, are there any options at all? I always choose Zoey just for the sake of trolling!
Troy kicks mc out of his room, all right.

Chad beats mc, all right.

MC explains to Troy that that's his room too. Oh my god this violence is unacceptable!!!!! :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 

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Troy kicks mc out of his room, all right.

Chad beats mc, all right.

MC explains to Troy that that's his room too. Oh my god this violence is unacceptable!!!!! :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
MC beats up Troy - Yay!
MC beats up Chad - Super YAY!
MC beats up Caleb - Super Duper Motherfuckin YAY!
MC punches Vinny - WOOT!
Vinny pulls gun on MC - Fuckin pussy! No YAY!

The violence is totally acceptable!!! Need MOAR!
 

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Troy kicks mc out of his room, all right.

Chad beats mc, all right.

MC explains to Troy that that's his room too. Oh my god this violence is unacceptable!!!!! :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
We're not serious about the authenticity of portrayal students life in B&R, are we? :ROFLMAO:
And even though there is a brothel and a drug den on campus, which B&R stuff turns blind eye on, Chad managed to save his ass only because he was dating the Burke's daughter, and the MC didn't press charges and wanted to let it slide, right?
They only pushed each other a little with Troy, and after that the snowflake ran away in tears. Okay, okay, the MC graciously left the room :ROFLMAO:

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If he came to the counselors in the morning with complaints about Troy, the issue would have been resolved very quickly, but there would have been no game then :)
 

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Who is the best friend for Fuckface, Zoey or Derek?
OK guys, let's be objective.
Is Derek a jerk ? Of course yes.
But, look how the Fuckface looks on his background.
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He looks like a tough guy. Tough guys attract girls. This is called proper image-making.
But how does Fuckface look next to Zoey ? With this confident, cheeky girl, with those tattoos of hers.
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He doesn't look very presentable, to put it mildly. And the girls may think of him that he is not the best option.
Do you understand?
With Derek MC can get more pussies.
With Zoey, he got fewer pussies.
Nothing personal. It's just business.
Therefore, the choice is obvious, the best friend is Derek. :WeSmart:
Tough guy wearing jorts? hmmmm
 

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We're not serious about the authenticity of portrayal students life in B&R, are we? :ROFLMAO:
And even though there is a brothel and a drug den on campus, which B&R stuff turns blind eye on, Chad managed to save his ass only because he was dating the Burke's daughter, and the MC didn't press charges and wanted to let it slide, right?
They only pushed each other a little with Troy, and after that the snowflake ran away in tears. Okay, okay, the MC graciously left the room :ROFLMAO:

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If he came to the counselors in the morning with complaints about Troy, the issue would have been resolved very quickly, but there would have been no game then :)
but of course we don't take it seriously, and we know that MC had to react that way and Derek had to come up with that solution to get the whole story of the first season going.

but having said that arguing that Derek is a good friend because he advises MC to solve the room problem (which he paid for) by participating in a race full of illegal stages to join a fraternity in which MC has no interest unlike Derek, and arranges to have him sleep in the meantime in the room of his sister, up to that point, a lesbian and in addition occupied in a very complicated relationship that Derek does not want him to cheat on.... seems to me at least questionable :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
What is unacceptable is the Mc Troy chad 3some we didn't get to see :Kappa::ROFLMAO:
for the Bromancer, I suppose absolutely unacceptable
 

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[Mutters to himself] Ungrateful asses. If it weren't for bro Derek giving his motivational speech while sitting stag naked on a bench, this fragile snowflake of MC would have run away from the college with his tail between his legs. He would have been back at his shitty grocery job, working under Steve, before the first chapter even ended. On the other hand, maybe he would have the chance to get solo path with Josy? :unsure:
"Good"friend,but really nothing more than that,
sorry Derek,to hurt your feelings :KappaPride::KappaPride:
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Divinely beautiful,cute,
humorous,open to sexual experimentation,
The best friend for the most romantic days and wildest nights :love::love:
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A normally gifted friend would have helped mc explain to Troy how to behave in the world. But at BR the requirements are very low
See? There's always a bright side to saying "Fuck Derek." But I do think MC's dad would've convinced him to stay. So, yeah. Fuck Derek and NO! NOT like that! Damn perverts. :ROFLMAO:
I think this sums up Derek best.
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