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Better Cock Spock

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Don't believe we're talking about the same reference post. lol

And FYI, I'd fuck Tybalt before I'd go anywhere near that ugly freak everyone calls Maya.
And no, I'm not gay, not even in the least. But I'm hopping messaging it in that way, will convey the proper repulsion that sad excuse for wasting pixels called Maya causes me to have. :sick: :sick: :sick:

:ROFLMAO:
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If you hate Maya that much, maybe you'd enjoy getting crabs too?
 

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If you hate Maya that much, maybe you'd enjoy getting crabs too?
Crabs are curable. Maya's disease isn't. :ROFLMAO:
Thank you Dark Silence, well said!

Better Cock Spock, Why the hell not? I like seafood.
Especially if Bella is the one giving me crabs. Anyone else would have to be seriously considered before committing to the "itchies". IE Arieth is in the same boat as Maya. So if that's what you're suggesting, then I'd have to say I'll go vegan instead.
:cool:
 

Better Cock Spock

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Thank you Dark Silence, well said!

Better Cock Spock, Why the hell not? I like seafood.
Especially if Bella is the one giving me crabs. Anyone else would have to be seriously considered before committing to the "itchies". IE Arieth is in the same boat as Maya. So if that's what you're suggesting, then I'd have to say I'll go vegan instead.
:cool:
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Bella would never have crabs, how dare you even joke about that! :mad: :mad: :mad:
 

Better Cock Spock

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Just saying, I'm opened to the possibility.
She could give me Ebola and I don't think I'd care.
Not that I'd survive long enough to care.
:cool:
Of course not. She forces some simp to pick them all out, kills the the simp and shoves them in the locked room with her dead husband.
Very funny, but I know you guys are just joking
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I'm going to tell Bella where you guys live... :Kappa:
 
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