BeingADikDik

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This ending is so happy, so positive...BORING! Needs to be rewritten. :LOL:
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How GRRM would write it:

Best girl (whoever that is to you) contracts C. diff and gets explosive diarrhea. Goes to bathroom and remains there for thirteen or more years while he works on the next episode. May never resolve the issue.

(for non-book readers, Daenerys has been in a field shitting her brains out for 13+ years as we await Winds of Winter)
 

MiltonPowers

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Happy endings are boring, hmm? Well then...
Tell me... who's your favorite girl again? I wouldn't want her ending to be boring :HideThePain:
In that case - Josy.
Let's give her a George R.R. Martin-style ending, Spock. :KEK:
It wouldn't be too difficult to make Josy less boring. ;)

"Josy got out of bed and had breakfast"
Has more excitement than anything the munchkin has done so far. :ROFLMAO:
 
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Darkwen

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In that case - Josy.
Let's give her a George R.R. Martin-style ending, Spock. :KEK:
The ending:
MC and Josy gets married and have a family, after the sudden death of Patrick, and the unthinkable arrest of Maya. Josy and MC have very happy life together Josy runs her own business selling strawberry favor ice cream and MC is one of the top engineers around. The happy couple will soon welcome there third kid into the world a girl who they are naming Quinn in honor of there new friend who dispute a very troubled life was able to turn her life around Quinn has been sober for 8 years
 
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Better Cock Spock

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The ending:
MC and Josy gets married and have a family, after the sudden death of Patrick, and the unthinkable arrest of Maya. Josy and MC have very happy life together Josy runs her own business selling strawberry favor ice cream and MC is one of the top engineers around. The happy couple will soon welcome there third kid into the world a girl who they are naming Quinn in honor of there new friend who dispute a very troubled life was able to turn her life around Quinn has been sober for 8 years
Oddly nice for Quinn :unsure:
What's the names of the first two kids?
 

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I had this conversation with Darkwen :WeSmart:Derek if it’s a boy, Josy Junior if a girl. Bailey was supposed to be next, but now it’s Quinn if a girl it seems :unsure:
Don't be surprised. Unfortunately, it is obvious that the guy is rapidly losing his mind and connection with reality. :rolleyes::(
It's a pity to see this. :cautious:
 
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Better Cock Spock

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Oh man, don't tell me the thread might actually devolve even more.... baby names :FacePalm:
Besides, the only acceptable names are Tremolo Jr and variations like Fuckface, no matter the gender.
 
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